Don't Let DBSK Celebrate Valentine's Day- Jaejoong.
Jaejoong’s Failure Love Poem
Oh, Yunho-
How I love thee.
Let me count the ways:
You are manly yet cute;
Serious yet fun;
In bed, you’re anything but mute~
Over you, a better man? There is no one.
Your smile makes my heart race,
I can’t breathe when you speak.
In me, you hold a special place- (*wink*)
And you make my legs start to get weak.
We started out as best friends,
Trainee brothers of sorts;
But brothers don’t bend like we do
And practice under-sheet sports ;D
We’ve had our rough patches,
And plenty of fights to show it-
I’m sorry about that one time, and all of those scratches…
I guess I get too into our fore-playing matches ^__~
I think I was supposed to count these things, wasn’t I?
Oh well, too late to fix my mistakes, don’t cry.
(No, seriously- don’t cry. There was that one time you
got so frustrated when you couldn’t do that one pelvic
thrust better than Junsu during Mirotic and you almost
had a panic attack in the middle of the dressing room…
It was slightly surprising to watch, but you’re sexy when
you cry so it’s okay. =D)
…Um. Where was I? Oh, right!
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Like the sun, you’re hot-
You’re not frigid or mean.
You’re caring and giving,
And you’re all that I need.
Like the wind in a meadow,
Your laughter soothes my whole day;
I’d rather hear your moans-
(Don’t look at me like that. I know you’re giving this poem that
Boojae-You-Always-Want-It-Always-And-I’m-Tired look again.)
It’s my true feelings I’m trying to convey!
Like the ocean water you stay calm and collected,
No matter what the problem;
When I come to you with my needs, (;D ;D ;D)
You always know how to solve them. (;D ;D ;D)
Like a flower, you’re-
Um.
The blush on your face as I kiss you senseless,
Reminds me of the blooming shades of a flower defenseless…
……
Okay, so you’re not really like a flower.
Um.
Shall I compare thee
To a bowl of kimchi?
Spicy and wild,
Sometimes making me cry-
This wonderful combo,
Is Yunho, my guy.
He’s known to be mild,
(But that’s not commonplace),
Brings millions much happiness,
And one man (ME! ME! ME!) a hot date.
I don’t think I’m talking about kimchi anymore,
But Yunho, you’re mine.
I miss your touches,
And that body on which I’d like to dine.
If you feel the same way I do,
Report to the bedroom NOW,
And ravish me with your jungle cat-like powers!
I can’t stand it anymore-
It’s been almost two hours!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, YUNNIE!
Come to the bed for a surprise-
I’ll let you in on a little secret…
Baby Jae’s on the rise. =D
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
- BOOJAE! -
P.S.: I can hear the maknae from the hallway;
He’s yelling something about food.
Could you smack him in the face and
Tell him to not be so rude?
Some people are trying to get it on, here.
A/N: Okay, so there'll be one of these every day this week starting from now ;D NEXT ONE UP IS JUNSU~~!!! ^__^ (Don't tell me I'm bad at poetry, btw. JAEJOONG is! LOL.) Btw, this is supposed to go on every day till Valentine's but, um... people live in different time zones so I'm quite aware the last one might come out on Feb. 15th for some. Uh... oh well? *scratches head* hehe...
Comments are quite appreciated!! ^_^
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Next Valentine: Junsu’s Romantical Fairytale…