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May 15, 2007 22:25

Name Game
Congratulations! You and your S.O. are pregnant with septuplets!

Septuplet #1
If you were born between January and June... it's a girl.
If you were born between July and December... it's a boy.

Naming:
FN (first name) = Must begin with the letter V
MN (middle name) = Must have only three letters

Girl: Vessna Lux
Vessna was the baby born on the tv show "Alien Nation" back in the day, (close to half a lifetime ago for me, yikes). I still think it's a great name. Just finished reading "The Virgin Suicides" and Lux is from there.

Septuplet #2
If your eyes are brown... it's a girl.
If your eyes are any other color... it's a boy.

Naming:
FN = Shakespearean
MN = name of your favorite author

Girl: Emilia Alice
Shakespeare used Emilia in "Othello" & "Winter's Tale". Alice Hoffman is one of my favorite authors.

Septuplet #3
If your age is an odd number... it's a boy.
If your age is an even number... it's a girl.

Naming:
FN = Must begin with the second letter of your mother's name.
MN = Must begin with the first letter of your father's name.

Boy: Archer Joel
Archer is probably the coolest name for a boy I can think of that starts with an "a". I was friends with a Joel in high school, also there's Joel Fleischman from "Northern Exposure"; good name.

Septuplet #4
If you own a cat... it's a girl.
If you don't own a cat... it's a boy.

Naming:
FN = Name of a city/town
MN = Your favorite teacher's last name

Boy: Edison Ricci
Edison, NJ, baby :P. Mr. Michael Ricci was a wonderful high school English teacher.

Septuplet #5
If you are an only child... it's a boy.
If you have siblings... it's a girl.

Naming:
FN / MN = Go here , select the correct gender, and use both names given.

Girl: Eva Britt
This is actually pretty nice!

Septuplet #6
Flip a coin.
If it's tails... it's a boy.
If it's heads... it's a girl.

Naming:
FN = Something relating to nature
MN = First name of a favorite gender-appropriate literary character

Boy: Dylan Nathaniel
Dylan means "son of the sea", I've always like this name. Nathaniel is from "The Bartimaeus Trilogy".

Septuplet #7
If your birthday is 1-16 ... it's a girl.
If your birthday is 17-31... it's a boy.

Naming:
FN = Must be four syllables
MN = A color

Girl: Olivia Azure

Olivia is simply one of my favorite names for a girl. Azure is cool as hell :P.

So in summation:

Girls
#1 Vessna Lux
#2 Emilia Alice
#5 Eva Britt
#7 Olivia Azure

Boys
#3 Archer Joel
#4 Edison Ricci
#6 Dylan Nathaniel

All in all, I'm rather pleased with this assortment (#4 is my least favorite, but it's not too bad).

meme crap, 2007, names

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