my apartment doesn't smell like crap today.

THIS IS A MIRACLE.

I think I shall do this "cleaning" thing more often.

i ate too much roughage.

slime tummy not good.

I have no LJ friends. :(

*cries*

SOMEBODY BE MY FRIEND >O

It's really hot today. Does maryland REALLY need to be 95 F out? DOES IT?!? .....cold pepsi.

....I can already see it: So hot at Otakon the asphalt will start to melt and thousands of outside reg. line goers will be stuck to it. :B CARNAGE.

Reno 911=awesome.

I just irrigated my ear because it was really itchy. ;_; But not itchy on the outside. Itchy like waaaaay deep, hence why I shot warm water into my ear, I'm so smart. :P I lost my balance for about 5 min, I guess the water was too hot.

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I'm uhhh... I'm tired. One of the chefs starting bitching at me today because I wrote down this order wrong but....I didn't. :( The girl just suddenly decided to change her order. Augh ( Read more... )

HELLO WORLD!!!!!