A new security guard who didn't know me and then caused a scene in an elevator with a VIP tour group I was leading at work, told me and then her boss that I "threw the shade" at her. Me. I'm sure.

I had to look up what that meant because I didn't know, ha ha! And when I did, what the hell was she talking about??? Seeing as I am their client, ( Read more... )

They're really skimpy
Court says "no modesty here!"
You can see my junk

Sherry: Oh Marion, you look great! How much weight have you lost ( Read more... )

So I couldn't attend the second night of auditions, but I heard from the producer and only two people came again last night! I guess the bright side is that 1 of the 2 was worth calling back ( Read more... )

A haiku for winter ( Read more... )

You use too much 'lic.
Two heads go in two dishes?!
That is two damn much.

I changed my headlight
Got my hands a bit dirty
I am such a stud!

So last night I was sitting in my living room, minding my business, when I heard this weird hissing sound, and I was like "what the hell?" Well, the hissing sound kept going and then all of a sudden I heard this huge crash.

( Here is what it was )

I went to the store ( Read more... )

I hate my long hair.
Asked if I could cut the mop,
Got a big fat "no!"