New flash-game addiction: Dolphin Olympics 2: Seafood Boogaloo. It's amazing, because if you do a tail-slide the dolphin does that irritating "KE KE KE KE KE" noise. Also you can jump over the moon ( Read more... )

My epic adventure in Vancouver ended today. The day was pretty shitty, especially since on the flight home there were a bunch of crying babies. I was already in a bad mood, so I was tempted to drop-kick the kids out the door, or perhaps duct tape them to the wing with an oxygen mask. This is why I should never have children. I don't find infants ( Read more... )

So I'm down in Vancouver and having a fucking awesome time with Clo. Last night she taught me some ballet, I taught her some martial arts, and we gorged on shrimp chips and watched Carl Sagan's Cosmos. We learned all about whales. I also showed her ALIENS and it was really fun watching it with someone who'd never seen it before. She made all the ( Read more... )