yesterday i actually said, "i bought more toothpaste.  it's not the usual brand because crest was on sale 2 for $3 and we had a $1 off coupon.  and, yes, it's the sensitive kind that you need.'

as soon as the sound finished flowing from my mouth all i could think was, 'dear lord, how old am i????'

Since i have an unusually long torso and short legs my pant legs are always dragging on the ground (yeah, i could hem them but where's the fun in that) soooooo, on rainy days like today i get all upset when the bottoms of my pants get all soppy wet.

today as i was walking to the bus stop i rolled up my jeans to flood level......my bootleg cut ( Read more... )