You're a cop?!

[yodante]

FUCKIN' SURPRISE INDEED, SAWYER.

LOVE IT.

IF THERE'S SKATE BY THE END IT'LL RUIN ALL OF IT, THOUGH. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, WRITERS, I AM NOT PLAYING AROUND HERE.

EDIT: CHARLOTTE??????????

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

HOKAY, WHERE IN GODDAMN HELL IS FARADAY??? UGH, I WANTED JULIET SO BAD. LIKE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN CLICHE OR WHATEVER, BUT FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU, DNW CHARLOTTE EVER. GET ANOTHER NOSEBLEED, BITCH.

EDIT AGAIN: OK, WRITERS, YOU HAD ME AT WATERSHIP DOWN. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

ALSO, LOLOL, ANGRY!SAWYER. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.

EDIT SOME MORE: OMG, CHARLIE'S BROTHER :((((((((((((

EDIT PART 4815162342: WHENEVER KATE COMES ONSCREEN, I START SINGING "FUCK OFF AND DIE" TO THE TUNE OF "YOU'RE ALL I NEED TO GET BY". IT GOES

FUCK OFF/AND DIE/RIGHT NOW/RIGHT NOW

VERY CATHARTIC.

EDIT I-CAN'T-THINK-OF-SOMETHING-CLEVER: UMMMMMMMMMMM, NOT!LOCKE? YOU'RE KIND OF A CREEPER. LIKE, NO LIE.

AND...OK, WHADDUP WIDMORE?