Kilomanju and the Attack of the Giant-Man-Eating-Chickens!
Kilomanju ran. Something scary was back there...too scary to describe.
It scared him...a lot. It was his nemesis...Bobjimagil (NOOOOOOOOO!)!
Suddenly, Bobjimagil dissappeared *gasp*!
And then, slightly less suddenly to add dramatic affect, the Giant-Man-Eating-Chickens appeared (OHH NOOOO!)! "Wow," said Kilomanju, "How dramatic."
Thus began the battle (HUH? What, no purpose? No foreplay? No POINT?).
Oh, like FOREPLAY would make it more exciting. Besides, it's only a bunch of bad 'Yo Mama' jokes, anyway (OK.).
SO, the fight began.... *punch*, *pow*, *biff*, "OW!". It was all very exciting.
Then, suddenly, the fight ended. The result was a really big surprise!
"Wow," said Kilomanju. "How sudden." "And quite a surprise!" added the Giant-Man-Eating-Chickens.
And, so, Kilomanju ran off, searching for even more adventurous adventures.
*WHOOSH!*
It scared him...a lot. It was his nemesis...Bobjimagil (NOOOOOOOOO!)!
Suddenly, Bobjimagil dissappeared *gasp*!
And then, slightly less suddenly to add dramatic affect, the Giant-Man-Eating-Chickens appeared (OHH NOOOO!)! "Wow," said Kilomanju, "How dramatic."
Thus began the battle (HUH? What, no purpose? No foreplay? No POINT?).
Oh, like FOREPLAY would make it more exciting. Besides, it's only a bunch of bad 'Yo Mama' jokes, anyway (OK.).
SO, the fight began.... *punch*, *pow*, *biff*, "OW!". It was all very exciting.
Then, suddenly, the fight ended. The result was a really big surprise!
"Wow," said Kilomanju. "How sudden." "And quite a surprise!" added the Giant-Man-Eating-Chickens.
And, so, Kilomanju ran off, searching for even more adventurous adventures.
*WHOOSH!*