Jenaaa's Sweet Sixtizzle
Wowww fuckers tonight was mad fun..
The Day:
I woke up at like 11:45 cause matt was hungry nd i hadda feed him like the resposible bro that i am, so i made him Easy Mac as usual...my day was basically, goin on the comp, guitaring wicked loud, nd playing a lot of Halo 2 on xbox live...
Preperations:
Once my dad got home at like 3:30, i went to go get my hurrrr cut. i had like the most specific instructions for my haircut cause like, last time the guy cut it, it was so narsty, so i hadda make sure it was perfect for jena's sweet 16. after that i went to buy jena a bday card, nd i bought matt some spiderman trading cards too cause idk im a nice bro? once i got home i took a shower cause there was hair all over my back nd it was anoying nd itchy. thennnnn i spent like 45 min trying to find my black dress shirt nd silver/gold/black tie cause theyre jus like, super ultra pimpaction. i looked for it like, in every possible spot in my house, then i called my mom nd i asked her if it would be in her closet nd she was like pshhh no way, so i found the key to her closet, and there it was jus fuckin hanging there. stupid parents. thennnn i spent like, another 45 fuckin minutes trying to iron my damn shirt right cause i have this piece of crap iron thing that like, bullshits me everytime i try nd use it, but chwuhevuh, it worked out in the end. thennn it was like idk 6:45 nd i was jus chillin around waitin for jenna's mom to come pick me up. i like their car, lol. after we picked up darlenieeeee we headed towards el marriot.
At The Partayyyy:
Once we got thurrrr, stefferoni like, ran up 2 me nd gave me a big ass hug..she looked very nice i must say. there were sooooooo many fuckin hotties up in that bitch like, holy shit, everywhurrr i coulda turned i woulda crizeamed my pizants forizayle. there were massive hotties up thurr that i definately didnt expect would be thurr, like...Jillian Waxxx nd uh...Alexis Sumthing sumthing...nd Jessica Tappan whos like, chwow blonde hotness. speaking of hotties. jenna looked really good too even tho she was all like paranoid about sum shit idk. and darlenieee omfg, once i saw her like, walkin out of her house i was jus like ohhh snap..then i saw her in the light nd she looked so gorgeous/amazing/beautiful god damn not fair. well anypoo..before i get too into that, the party was pretty fun. i was friends with a lot more people there than i had expected, and i had a pretty good time. i was friends with a good amount of the girls like, Stefferoniii, melanie, kelly, celina, ema, kathleen, jena (obviously), tina, etc. theres no use in naming all of them. I was surpised by the amount of guys i was friends with too, i was expecting it to just be a bunch of asshole jocks that i would never associate with in my life but there were some pretty cool people there, like rob, david, max, ben, hinchy, nd other people. i danced a couple of times..not for long tho..i spent most of the night trying to get darlene to dance but ugghhhh she wouldnttt but for the like, 2 minutes i was dancing wit her she was lookin prettyyyy good so idk why she wouldnt dance more, lol, i was probably more scurrred nd embarassed than she was, and plus urrehboddeh would be lookin at her cause she looked fuckin hot rather than like, laughing at her. Jenna wouldnt dance either which made me upset cause she was jus like, sitting thurr watchin urrehboddehhh. Amanda the whole tizime was flirtin wit shy/waste of a penis ben...she was complaining sooo much cause he wouldnt make a move..i was very disappointed in his manhood. i hadda like, guide him thru it. like she put his money down her dress nd he wouldnt even get it, i was like wow benny. the candle ceremony was pretty funny/sad...jena's dad is so funny that drunken bastardo..it got really sad tho once she started talkin bout her grandparents that passed away...all the girls around me were crying nd like makeup was runnin down their faces, lol. durin the candle thingy i was thinkin bout like, if i had one of those kinds of events who my candle people would be..nd i thought...candle for darlenie, for stefferoni, for nicole...then for like, emily courtney jenna, then like, my cousin justin, the fam, big bro, all that shat. candle for the fuckers (tannenbaum, ciancarelli, paulio, jason, greenberg), then like, candle for F4 (milk, alan, marmizzle, villani, firehock, etc.) wow this is a long nd pointless entrizay. anywho, after all the dramatics there was dancing nd shit again..more food, candyyyy (kit kats bitch), ice cream, cotton candy, etc. darlenieeee nd lynny-wynny at one point got into some sort of...ice fight? lol idk but it was fun to watch cause theyre silly. ahhh david started dancing wit darlene at one point nd i got sooooo jealous, like, i saw them dancing for like .0001 seconds nd i jus turned around really fast cause i didnt wanna see it cause i get really jealous really fast nd in the beginning of the night it looked like david was hittin on darlene nd i was all mehhh but idk apparently hes homosexual so eh. Rob also looked like he wanted darlene cause c'mon, its darlene shes like chwow, lol it was cute when she was getting embarassed when like, rob was pullin random guys nd askin them "hey do u think shes hot" nd darlene was doin her nervous smiley thing idk it was cute. after like more shat idk, just a bunch of hugging kissing goodbizye nd all that poo nd all in all it was a pretty funnnn night. i definately think i talk too much. u kno what, im done.
The Day:
I woke up at like 11:45 cause matt was hungry nd i hadda feed him like the resposible bro that i am, so i made him Easy Mac as usual...my day was basically, goin on the comp, guitaring wicked loud, nd playing a lot of Halo 2 on xbox live...
Preperations:
Once my dad got home at like 3:30, i went to go get my hurrrr cut. i had like the most specific instructions for my haircut cause like, last time the guy cut it, it was so narsty, so i hadda make sure it was perfect for jena's sweet 16. after that i went to buy jena a bday card, nd i bought matt some spiderman trading cards too cause idk im a nice bro? once i got home i took a shower cause there was hair all over my back nd it was anoying nd itchy. thennnnn i spent like 45 min trying to find my black dress shirt nd silver/gold/black tie cause theyre jus like, super ultra pimpaction. i looked for it like, in every possible spot in my house, then i called my mom nd i asked her if it would be in her closet nd she was like pshhh no way, so i found the key to her closet, and there it was jus fuckin hanging there. stupid parents. thennnn i spent like, another 45 fuckin minutes trying to iron my damn shirt right cause i have this piece of crap iron thing that like, bullshits me everytime i try nd use it, but chwuhevuh, it worked out in the end. thennn it was like idk 6:45 nd i was jus chillin around waitin for jenna's mom to come pick me up. i like their car, lol. after we picked up darlenieeeee we headed towards el marriot.
At The Partayyyy:
Once we got thurrrr, stefferoni like, ran up 2 me nd gave me a big ass hug..she looked very nice i must say. there were sooooooo many fuckin hotties up in that bitch like, holy shit, everywhurrr i coulda turned i woulda crizeamed my pizants forizayle. there were massive hotties up thurr that i definately didnt expect would be thurr, like...Jillian Waxxx nd uh...Alexis Sumthing sumthing...nd Jessica Tappan whos like, chwow blonde hotness. speaking of hotties. jenna looked really good too even tho she was all like paranoid about sum shit idk. and darlenieee omfg, once i saw her like, walkin out of her house i was jus like ohhh snap..then i saw her in the light nd she looked so gorgeous/amazing/beautiful god damn not fair. well anypoo..before i get too into that, the party was pretty fun. i was friends with a lot more people there than i had expected, and i had a pretty good time. i was friends with a good amount of the girls like, Stefferoniii, melanie, kelly, celina, ema, kathleen, jena (obviously), tina, etc. theres no use in naming all of them. I was surpised by the amount of guys i was friends with too, i was expecting it to just be a bunch of asshole jocks that i would never associate with in my life but there were some pretty cool people there, like rob, david, max, ben, hinchy, nd other people. i danced a couple of times..not for long tho..i spent most of the night trying to get darlene to dance but ugghhhh she wouldnttt but for the like, 2 minutes i was dancing wit her she was lookin prettyyyy good so idk why she wouldnt dance more, lol, i was probably more scurrred nd embarassed than she was, and plus urrehboddeh would be lookin at her cause she looked fuckin hot rather than like, laughing at her. Jenna wouldnt dance either which made me upset cause she was jus like, sitting thurr watchin urrehboddehhh. Amanda the whole tizime was flirtin wit shy/waste of a penis ben...she was complaining sooo much cause he wouldnt make a move..i was very disappointed in his manhood. i hadda like, guide him thru it. like she put his money down her dress nd he wouldnt even get it, i was like wow benny. the candle ceremony was pretty funny/sad...jena's dad is so funny that drunken bastardo..it got really sad tho once she started talkin bout her grandparents that passed away...all the girls around me were crying nd like makeup was runnin down their faces, lol. durin the candle thingy i was thinkin bout like, if i had one of those kinds of events who my candle people would be..nd i thought...candle for darlenie, for stefferoni, for nicole...then for like, emily courtney jenna, then like, my cousin justin, the fam, big bro, all that shat. candle for the fuckers (tannenbaum, ciancarelli, paulio, jason, greenberg), then like, candle for F4 (milk, alan, marmizzle, villani, firehock, etc.) wow this is a long nd pointless entrizay. anywho, after all the dramatics there was dancing nd shit again..more food, candyyyy (kit kats bitch), ice cream, cotton candy, etc. darlenieeee nd lynny-wynny at one point got into some sort of...ice fight? lol idk but it was fun to watch cause theyre silly. ahhh david started dancing wit darlene at one point nd i got sooooo jealous, like, i saw them dancing for like .0001 seconds nd i jus turned around really fast cause i didnt wanna see it cause i get really jealous really fast nd in the beginning of the night it looked like david was hittin on darlene nd i was all mehhh but idk apparently hes homosexual so eh. Rob also looked like he wanted darlene cause c'mon, its darlene shes like chwow, lol it was cute when she was getting embarassed when like, rob was pullin random guys nd askin them "hey do u think shes hot" nd darlene was doin her nervous smiley thing idk it was cute. after like more shat idk, just a bunch of hugging kissing goodbizye nd all that poo nd all in all it was a pretty funnnn night. i definately think i talk too much. u kno what, im done.