Too bad Heath Ledger's dead 'cuz I can't imagine any other actor playing The Joker anymore, just like I can't imagine any other Selina Kyle/Catwoman than Michelle Pfeiffer (Halle Berry, you are teh suxxors). Maggie Gyllenhall's mosdef cooler than Katie Holmes, but we already knew that. And Aaron Eckhart is more than just that smart-ass smoking guy ( Read more... )

I just watched Rize on StarMovies, the totally bitchin' documentary by David LaChapelle about Clowning and Krumping.

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Clowning and Krumping are "serious forms of spiritual and artistic expression, as alternatives to gang participation, as a means for knitting social fabric". And if you watch the documentary, you'd see just how spiritual, artistic, ( Read more... )

After a week of being the odd person out, with everybody around me having seen it, I finally watched 300 an hour ago. Thank you, whoever invented slow motion! I will love you forever!

STELIOS AND ASTINOS FIGHT SCENE: ARTISTIC AND BLOODY DROOL-WORTHY FUN


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July 17, 2006, 22:16
Ninjas of the Caribbean
Pirates kick BOOH-TEY! But Ninjas slice the dice.

August 14, 2006, 22:39
You Know Son...
Just watched American Pie again on Jack TV. Hands down, the funniest scenes were those between Jim and Jim's Dad. Eugene Levy is da man.

Wouldn't it be great if Guy Ritchie directed Harry Potter 6? Or even better, the Wachowski Brothers! Think of the action scenes!

Resident Evil: Apocalypse in four words: Hot Women With Guns.  As squickyclean had so aptly put it, nakakatibo (temporarily transforming one into a lesbian).  Shet.  Not to mention, nakakabingi, sobra (very deafening).

Woohoo! I can't wait for Mirrormask to come out.  I just saw images from the movie in Neil Gaiman's journal and read about the movie at Muppet Central News and I'm soooo excited.  Neil Gaiman, Dave McKean, Jim Henson PicturesThe movie is sure to be surreal, strange, and magical. It's enough to ( Read more... )

"I'm going to kill you with my teacup."  Riddick rocks as long as he doesn't speak.

Vin Diesel is growing on me.  Very cute lisp.  I kraaash him.

It's been a week and I haven't written my own Harry Potter review yet.  But, what can I write that hasn't been written already?  Anyway, the following is the shortest Harry Potter review ever made:

The talking Rastaffarian shrunken head rocks!!  I want one, but not for my room 'cuz that's just creepy.  The kids are also getting to be very ( Read more... )