today i....
... went on an accidental date, won $75, and finally called my landlady about the squishy linoleumn in my bathtub. All events are unrelated.
The accidental date... happened because as a temp receptionist I am gleeful when someone walks by that I recognize as coming from the offices around where I work. Ergo I smile at them. Apparently this is an invitation because one guy asked me out for lunch and I said, 'sure!' before my brain caught up and went, 'woah! he's asking you out, dude!' This misunderstanding got cleared up within the first two minutes of the date when he offered to buy me lunch and I said my boyfriend probably wouldn't approve. Then I was all, 'doh! you just passed up a free lunch, dumbass!'
The $75... was won at Helium.com when I came first place in an article-writing contest. Who knew those article-bank sites could really gets you the monehs?! I have crossed the toeses and hope that it happens again.
The squishy limoleumn... makes me worry about mold. Hopefully the risk of rot will make the handymen hurry to fix my leaky tap, too. Perhaps I should put the panties on the bathroom floor into the laundry hamper... hmmm...
The accidental date... happened because as a temp receptionist I am gleeful when someone walks by that I recognize as coming from the offices around where I work. Ergo I smile at them. Apparently this is an invitation because one guy asked me out for lunch and I said, 'sure!' before my brain caught up and went, 'woah! he's asking you out, dude!' This misunderstanding got cleared up within the first two minutes of the date when he offered to buy me lunch and I said my boyfriend probably wouldn't approve. Then I was all, 'doh! you just passed up a free lunch, dumbass!'
The $75... was won at Helium.com when I came first place in an article-writing contest. Who knew those article-bank sites could really gets you the monehs?! I have crossed the toeses and hope that it happens again.
The squishy limoleumn... makes me worry about mold. Hopefully the risk of rot will make the handymen hurry to fix my leaky tap, too. Perhaps I should put the panties on the bathroom floor into the laundry hamper... hmmm...