I have crack rattling around up in here *gestures at head*

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Crack head canon:
In a few hundred years John McClane will be reincarnated as Corbin Dallas.
Matt Farrell will be Father Cornelius
Major Grant will be General Munro
Zeus Carver will be President Lindberg
Thomas Gabriel will be Zorg
And annoying newsman Richard Thorburgh will be Ruby Rhod!

Any other re-incarnation suggestions?

I can't find a place to put that sweetheart Al Powell.