Mar 17, 2009 20:14
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully Controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service.