Apr 09, 2006 18:32
There is currently a man in the alley below my window who appears to be yelling very loudly at no one. He is wearing a hardhat. He is mother fucking pissed at his imaginary friend.
"You think you're better then me? Well go ahead, be better than me. At least I got titties. I got BIG titties. I'm a hooters man. What do you got?"
...and on and on for 15 minutes. This is the third time someone has been in a yelling match in my alley today. It's rather entertaining. I love my neighborhood.