oi. cheer the fuck up, you horrible man.

i am merely updating for sanoe, who helped me bartend and charmed the pants off the mobsters.

i never met a woman who could do more damage to a bottle of jd than i could.

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

don't even think about it, bitches.

hello, sanoe. you make me want to watch my language that's how much i like you.

TAPS TWICE ON THE REST OF Y'ALL'S ASSES.

i am mostly updating because i bet someone would clone me otherwise I AM JUST THAT POPULAR sigh ryan's gotten himself a looker this time CLEARLY I LIKE HER I LET HER TOUCH MY DRUMS where is majandra let's go play with the baby.

does the madness NEVER END?!

merry fucking new year and in case you were curious I WORE A BLACK DRESS.

step off, child. you are light years out of your league.

piss off and stop fucking with my boy or else you'll be fucking with me, and trust me. you don't want that.

what the bloody fucking hell is wrong with ALL OF YOU.