Nov 10, 2005 22:10
Oh Lordy, the most embarassing thing happened to me on the bus... But it's funny so I'm going to share.
I was sitting nicely in my seat, and a lovely gentleman of about sixty was standing beside my seat. Apparently I'm not so good with the balance, because when the bus began to turn, I didn't have anything to hold onto, and I fell and my head smacked right into his crotchal region... A few people, including the man, all started laughing at me, and now I wish I were dead.