One Jar of Happiness [1/3]
Title: One Jar of Happiness
MyungYeol, slight!WooGyu (if you squint your eye past the greasiness)
Rating: PG-13 (for sexual references, very troubling, yes.)
Special Warnings: Silly humor and a horny Lee Sungyeol
Summary: Myungsoo decides that Sungyeol is an alien; because in his head only aliens have breasts on their knees.
Author's Note: I've ( Read more... )
I don't deserve all this!
Ergh, Ergh, I don't even know what to say, I'm completely speechless! ;~;
Thank you so much for this huge, beautiful review!
I feel like I don't even deserve half of the praising you give me, lol.
I just want to entertain people with MyungYeol, because honestly, too much angst makes my poor heart hurt. ;~;
Most of the things I write are canon - but I don't post them because they suck. and I also finish a fic once a blue moon, so, lol. I have about 120 infinite fics stored - most of which aren't finished, lol. I get a new idea, try to pursue it, then get sick of it, then find another idea and so on... I just need someone to tell me what to write, because I'm not very creative, and ugh, then it sort of just flows out of me like blood from a stab wound (okay - not the best comparison ever, but you get my drift, right?) (≧◡≦)
You have to admit, Lee Sungyeol in Music Shows looks kind of glowing and sparkly like an angel who came down upon us and blessed us with his divine presence. Me and Myungsoo seem to agree on that. He understands the beauty.
Then Sungyeol comes home, and he's a derp who rolls on the floor and chain-drinks americanos.
Like. if me and Myungsoo were buddies, in real life, we would've made a small; "adore-lee-sungyeol" club, and made a camp fire there and shared stories of how cute he is. >_>
Lol, that thing about Woohyun spreading the rumors. LET ME AT LEAST BASK IN MY OWN LIES, BECAUSE, YES, I TELL THIS TO MYSELF, AND IT SOOTHES MY PAINFUL HEART. ;~; I don't know where that rumor even started. like. where's the evidence. I want evidence. I WANT A PICTURE OF ONE OF THEM KISSING A COORDINATION NOONA or else, I'll continue to delude myself.
I noticed it a while back.
Myungsoo's really gentle with Sungyeol.
Like, he sometimes clutches onto Sungjong quite aggressively, or gives Sunggyu a hit on his chest or whatever.
But, his touch really softens with Sungyeol and it makes me fade into nothingness.
There's like this video, of them standing in the backstage waiting for whatever, and he just innocently sweeps sweat out of Sungyeol's chin when he's entirely sweaty, and all of them are sweaty. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. SO WEIRD. Like, the guy - who is a neat freak, apparently, because he cleans up both after Sungyeol and Dongwoo (?) not sure about that fact though - cleans another guy's sweat. WHY.
If it's not an act of complete adoration, than I'm a potato. (BFFery or having a crush, you decide)
(if you want a link to that video. I HAS IT BECAUSE I SAVES EVERYTHING WITH MYUNGYEOL *pathetic*)
;~; THAT KISS WAS SO AWKWARD, okay.
URGH. If I could just write a story about their relationship and skip the romantic scenes. *rolls around in her misery*
I'm so bad at kissing/making-love writing lol.
someone shoot me.
Lol, because Myungsoo's mortal enemy is the ground.
Myungsoo can't be very steady around Sungyeol, that's why, you see. lol. he's such a clumzy derp. why would people call him ice-prince. LIKE WHERE IS THE ICE-PRINCE? More like the truck-driver-with-the-nice-ass lol.
:D BROFEST ALL THE WAY LOL.
lol, if I was a wizard, I'd make myself rich and korean, and go to korea and adopt Ren from neust as my baby girl and tie ribbons on his hair and then make him have sex with sungjong.
ANYHOW
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR COMMENT, AND FOR READING.
I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
<3<3<3
ps
I don't know why my tumblr did this, honest. ;~; I'm so sorry.
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I just don't want to post something unfinished. because, well, I hate it when I wait long :( so I don't want to put you through the same pain!
Lol, when I was in Korea, I was speaking with my best friend in our language... so while walking on the street I was like; "oh god, I'd marry this guy, oh god, I'd be this guy's wife. Oh god, I just want to bed him" like some perverted weirdo lol.
If I would've met Sungyeol like just on the street, I probably would've offered him free sexual favors of any kind he'd like.
(I did meet Yeollie - he went out with jongie and Dinowoo - but they were bombarded by fans, so we didn't come any closer. Gosh he looks better in real life ;~; Kind of like watching a God's manifestation on earth
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LOL, THOSE PICTURE OF THEM KISSING THEIR COORDINATION NOONAS DON'T EXIST ANYWAY
Because if they do, I'll die.
OKAY, so my link became private and wouldn't work... but I still have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa71C0tb7ps
around the 1:16 mark.
Overall it's footage of them standing silently backstage waiting to get called, and they're sweaty, and he glances at him and goes all; "SUNGYEOL HAS SWEAT RUNNING ON HIS JAW. I MUST WIPE IT."
And Sungyeol is all like; "dude, stop this PDA"
:D YES, OMG. I'll install cameras in their room! and watch them. all the time.
Lol, sometimes I just look at kpop group and I feel like such an old pervert. I feel like I'm old enough to be their momma, but I also kind of want them to do perverted things together. ;~; You know what I mean, right? I want to baby them AND to watch them fool around. ;~;
*creepy*
:D Gonna update in a day and a half from now! \o/
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*angry, angry*
Anyhow - I know though how you feel - I was like that at first too! Coz, well, I'm really insecure... and just because of my best friend who threatened me with knives and burning wax, I actually decided to upload them. ;~; I feel like if I cannot bring the fic to an end, then it is not worth reading.
xD I'll marry a korean!!!
ugh, um, I have no idea if it's considered gangnam... It was somewhere near Apgujeong Rodeo Street, if you heard of it... me and my friend were just heading to the next metro station and we were horribly tired, and then we saw like this huge crowd, so we got a little curious - and then BAM! I can see yeol's cute head sticking out.
And jongie and dino were with him!
That was exactly a year ago! I saw them back on march 12 of last year, ahahaha pathetic inspirit remembers the date and that was when I understood he's my bias! I know on screen he's goofy, but it's a little overwhelming how charismatic he is in real life! Like, I understood at once why was he picked over other boys at the auditions! He was okay with taking a photo with everybody who asked, and like wasn't afraid to touch people and laugh and ugh
AND DINOWOO!!!!! he's just. so. precious. He was wearing a mask (I think he was make-up less, he was also wearing a cap) but he kept like laughing all the time and I wanted to glomp him and just take him back with me to israel and pet him forever.
Jongie is actually a lot more gentle than he looks - I dunno, something about his gestures. His hands are pretty and he looks really like a soft-spoken person, and he kept making some jokes towards Sungyeol (I think he was teasing him because he agreed to take photoes with everybody and was cheerful and nice and hyperactive but I dunno, coz I don't know korean ;~;)
I wanted to like go there and ask them to take a picture together too, but I felt really bad for them - I mean, they couldn't even enter the shops, and there were a lot japanese woman who didn't let them breathe at all, and they tried talking to them in broken korean/japanese and it felt awkward and I wanted to push everybody away from them, because it felt like they were suffocating them. >_>
Jongie was wearing really cute clothes. x) like this cute stripped cardigan and skinny jeans and he looked so much more different than any guy I met in korea and ugh, so cute! I wanted to eat him up!
OKAY
SORRY IF THAT WAS OVERLOADING
(dude, I'd be a little disgusted to wipe someone else's sweat. even if he's my bestfriend in the whole wide world. and I'm not even a clean freak like mr. L, here.)
:DDD I'M A PERVERT!
<3
last message where...? >_>
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Wellllll I wish I could marry a korean, but I don't think they'd want me. Too lazy and too fat AND too tall.
March 2012~
We were on March 5th at BIGSHOW 2012! so exciting! Jiyongi so close to me!!! ;~;
We saw lotsa celebrities during our stay...
Um,,, we say the woman that played Gil Ra Im in Secret garden. (can't recall her name, sorry)
We saw Twilight the rookie group (they preformed in MyungDong one of the evenings there).
We also saw the guy who played Dongsoo in warrior Baek Dongsoo!
:D
AND we didn't ask for a photograph from any of them because we were lame and scared and stupid.
We did take a ton of shots of TOP in MyungDong (he was doing some interview for FuBu...?)
Japanese women are crawling all over the place, I swear! Like you can hear japanese every other corner! Where do they come from, ahahaha?
Anyhow. I liked living so close to them. *fangirl's dream*
WHO WOULD GET THAT KIND OF URGE, UNLESS IT'S KIM MYUNGSOO WHO HAS A SECRET BUT GLARINGLY OBVIOUS CRUSH ON LEE SUNGYEOL?!
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Yes, lol, we also wanted to watch infinite in their concert (it was around that time too, I think), but all the tickets were completley sold out and we had no korean inspirit we knew to buy it for us. ;~;
Butttt, that's okay. <3 although I know how epic they're performance are, I don't think I feel remorse about anything we did there. EVERYTHING WAS FUN! \o/
(the only remorse that I do have is about not actually trying to get a view of Dongwoo's butt. People say it's so epic and beautiful it brightens your whole life and gives you magical nirvana for the rest of your life. )
Lol, we were scared we won't be able to communicate with them, and we'll seem rude and stupid and fat (they are so skinny oh god) (not senguri though, he's kind fat. xD)
omg yes I know, that's what I was thinking about Myungyeol!!! but... then... he went and wrote such a beautiful thing in ranking king - and then Myung hugged the page to his chest and said he's taking it home/never throwing it out or something like that and I felt like; "BAD SUNGYEOL! NOW YOU'RE JUST GIVING HIM FALSE HOPES!!!"
although... sungyeol was all shy and kept looking at the grass...
so it was.
Those two... I just.
I dunno. I dunno. ;~;
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I think that change is only seen in me in my stories folder. I have somewhere around 350 stories... around 200 of them are infinite lol.
I was a huge Naruto fan when I was younger, then a Harry Potter fan (Drarry rules~! *runs away*) then I was a huge BIGBANG fan and I wrote stories all the time - but never till the point of closing off the world, and wanting everything that is Infinite, hahaha... I just, dived into them head first lol
I think Yoona is really ugly, excuse me, all of SNSD look fake as hell
When I was in Korea, I don't think I looked innocent or feminine, but guys sort of... well. hoarded us like a pack of zombies on fresh flesh. >_> It was nuts, we only needed to get into a club, and then they'd be all over us like flies over a pile of crap lol.
Besides you look really innocent, and pretty and beautiful, and idol-ish! If somebody would've just showed me your pic I would've asked from which group this girl is. >_> I don't understand why wouldn't a korean guy want you. He'll have to be nuts to refuse! (I'D MARRY YOU IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE~ We'll adopt Jongie, and stuff Sungyeol and Myungsoo naked in one room and monitor their doings! We'd be such a nice couple! <3)
Why bad memories though?
Did you go too...?!
>_> DONGWOO'S BUTT IS GLORIOUS AND IT SHINES THROUGH ALL SICKNESS AND EVIL IN THIS WORLD AND BRINGS US ALL HUMBLE HUMANS TO PEACE UPON THIS EARTH.
Seriously during SP, when Yeollie was filming the two of them sleeping in one room, it was like... TWO glorious butts sticking out. Like. BEST EPISODE EVER. ;~;
He is kind of fat though! >_>
he's so silly. almost sillier than Mr. Derpinson Kim Myungsoo.
LOL
I heard about that rumor actually.
I actually got convinced that it was Sunggyu, but then I watched it again, and I'm sorry, but he looks really guilty about writing it. His face gets a little red, and he looks everywhere besides at Myungsoo, and Myungsoo raises his eyes at him, and it's OBVIOUS that it's Sungyeol.
Besides, that sweetheart wrote something meaningful to all of them - which is really sweet of him, while the rest of them fooled around (sunggyu especially, dear lord, what he wrote for Hoya still makes me giggle while walking down the street when I remember it, and looking like a lunatic while doing so.)
sooo cute. <3
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