Dating Epiph
I have basically decided that gay guys are the worst of all the sexes because they represent the worst, most difficult characteristics of each. I will outline my epiphany below.
Gay guys are like straight guys because:
They are superficial and judge almost solely on looks.
They will sleep with you even if they don't like you, but then they will never return your calls again.
Even if they like you, one false foot and they suddenly think you're overbearing and want to tie them up in your closet and castrate them. Don't even think about calling, they're so easily spoked you might as well just wait for a telegram from them, even if they're totally into you.
Gay guys are like straight girls because:
They have extremely high expectations, and they often expect you to pay for their shit.
They only talk about themselves on dates.
You can never really read them.
They are often openly bitchy and abrasive.
Gay guys are like lesbians because:
If you fuck up with one of the group, then you basically can't date half the city you live in because everyone knows and talks about it. Then, the only ones who will sleep with you just do it because they heard you have a big dick or tits or whatever be the case.
Anyway, the point is, dating sucks. Gay guys suck. And daylight savings time sucks!