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My step dad sent me these... lol
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His Father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is$580,000
and, unfortunately, your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard mum tell you to
wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with a
$580,000mortgage and no fucking bike!"
http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His Father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is$580,000
and, unfortunately, your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard mum tell you to
wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with a
$580,000mortgage and no fucking bike!"
http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm