Writer's Block: Year of the Ox
ha ha ha! probably good i'm not chinese! this is all wrong.
Chinese Zodiac - Monkey
Personality
Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions are always good, this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings.
not mischieveous, not clever. unless you count all those nifty comebacks that i think of 2 hours after the fact. not a prankster, and i hate practical jokes with a passion
Although they are inherently intellectual and creative, Monkeys at times have trouble exhibiting these qualities. When that happens, they appear to others to be confused. But nothing could be further from the truth as Monkeys thrive on being challenged. Monkeys prefer urban life to rural, and their favorite pastime is people-watching.
well, i guess i do seem confused a lot of the time. i do not thrive on being challenged. give me the easy way any day.
Health
Believing that being sick is a waste of a valuable day, Monkeys very rarely feel ill. Their constantly active lifestyles are likely what helps Monkeys remain in good health. When Monkeys do become ill, such feelings are generally the result of feeling nervous.
clearly not me. but hey, if you think deciding having health problems is a waste of time works, i'm game to try that pov
Career
When it comes to work, Monkeys can do just about anything. They adapt well to changing environments and they’re very intelligent. They work quickly, but they’ll frequently charge double for their services. Good career fields for Monkeys are accounting and banking. Other good careers for Monkeys include: scientist, engineer, stock market trader, air traffic controller, dealer, film director, jeweler and sales representative.
good careers for me: writer, teacher (maybe), massage therapist, office manager. scientist? please. banker? oh, for the love of pete.
Relationships
When it comes to relationships, Monkeys aren’t quick to settle down. In fact, they generally are promiscuous; a tendency that probably has to do with the fact that Monkeys are easily bored. Monkeys will end this type of behavior once they pair up with the perfect partner. In fact, more often than not, they’ll commit to that person in every way for life.
even at my most single, i never came anywhere close to a carrie or a samantha. since i've been married twice, i think if anything i am super-speedy to settle down
Monkeys and the 5 elements
Metal Monkey - Years 1920 and 1980
Metal Monkeys are determined and ambitious individuals and as a result, they’re often successful. Although they’re considered warm-hearted and very likeable, their preference in life is to be alone. Metal Monkeys are loyal to both their employers and their partners.
ok. maybe. i'm not what you'd call a raging success as i am unfocused. i do not want to be alone. i am loyal, though.
Compatibility
Monkeys are compatible with a Rat or Dragon and incompatible with a Horse or Snake.
Chinese Zodiac - Monkey
Personality
Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions are always good, this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings.
not mischieveous, not clever. unless you count all those nifty comebacks that i think of 2 hours after the fact. not a prankster, and i hate practical jokes with a passion
Although they are inherently intellectual and creative, Monkeys at times have trouble exhibiting these qualities. When that happens, they appear to others to be confused. But nothing could be further from the truth as Monkeys thrive on being challenged. Monkeys prefer urban life to rural, and their favorite pastime is people-watching.
well, i guess i do seem confused a lot of the time. i do not thrive on being challenged. give me the easy way any day.
Health
Believing that being sick is a waste of a valuable day, Monkeys very rarely feel ill. Their constantly active lifestyles are likely what helps Monkeys remain in good health. When Monkeys do become ill, such feelings are generally the result of feeling nervous.
clearly not me. but hey, if you think deciding having health problems is a waste of time works, i'm game to try that pov
Career
When it comes to work, Monkeys can do just about anything. They adapt well to changing environments and they’re very intelligent. They work quickly, but they’ll frequently charge double for their services. Good career fields for Monkeys are accounting and banking. Other good careers for Monkeys include: scientist, engineer, stock market trader, air traffic controller, dealer, film director, jeweler and sales representative.
good careers for me: writer, teacher (maybe), massage therapist, office manager. scientist? please. banker? oh, for the love of pete.
Relationships
When it comes to relationships, Monkeys aren’t quick to settle down. In fact, they generally are promiscuous; a tendency that probably has to do with the fact that Monkeys are easily bored. Monkeys will end this type of behavior once they pair up with the perfect partner. In fact, more often than not, they’ll commit to that person in every way for life.
even at my most single, i never came anywhere close to a carrie or a samantha. since i've been married twice, i think if anything i am super-speedy to settle down
Monkeys and the 5 elements
Metal Monkey - Years 1920 and 1980
Metal Monkeys are determined and ambitious individuals and as a result, they’re often successful. Although they’re considered warm-hearted and very likeable, their preference in life is to be alone. Metal Monkeys are loyal to both their employers and their partners.
ok. maybe. i'm not what you'd call a raging success as i am unfocused. i do not want to be alone. i am loyal, though.
Compatibility
Monkeys are compatible with a Rat or Dragon and incompatible with a Horse or Snake.