Wrath of the Killer Prawns
So I'm not gonna bore you with what I did today because let's face it I did f*** all (apart from watching Penn & Teller Fool Us, Odd One In, Scott & Bailey and Come Dine With Me ...ah yes British TV ...).
Nothing remotely funny happened to me today either really so read on at your peril.
I think the Co-Operative is trying to poison me. They're fruit was all reduced to £1 per pack today...which is suspicious. I also bought some PEELED and READY TO EAT prawns which I put into my pasta sauce and nearly choked a few times because some of those prawns were not fully peeled. It's a conspiracy. I should sue for millions and then go on holiday. Or buy Microsoft.
Am trying to decide what to do for my 24th next week. It's likely to be quiet low key drinks on the Friday (after all at 24, I can't risk popping my hip out on the dancefloor). There may or may not be shenanigans of a much greater proportion end of August when I get paid. We shall see.
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