i'm writing about facebook on livejournal because yes, I'm just that meta
Bitchy rant alert!
So I just unfriended a certain girl who went to high school with me. Why? Well, she is a dumb bitch. She's been doing beauty pagents since high school. I had to hear about them then, I DON'T have to hear about them now. The best post recently was about how she raised a hundred dollars for some kids charity. WOW. A hundred whole dollars? I wonder how much her wardrobe for Miss Whatever She Is cost. I bet if she got a real job she could donate that herself, monthly. Or she could get a job teaching kids life skills.
Yes, I know beauty pagents are a little more than trotting around in pretty dresses. I truly believe that if she truly cared about charity she could get a lot more done actually doing something.
She was always the showwoman in high school (and now we're getting into 'old grudges' territory). I was in her group in freshman English when she declared her dumb poem was the best in the group and that we should choose it to read aloud. I believe it was titled 'first kiss' or some such bullshit. Then she was like jesus jesus rah rah rah. Then she ran for CHS Rose Princess and LOST (go BGump!). The best part of this is, she won her current title on an environmental platform. Hey, guess who was pulling blackberries in high school for the earth club? My friends and I. Guess who was trying out for American Idol?
Hint. Not my friends and I.
Finally, there were tryouts to sing a song during commencement. She won- she got to sing a retarded country song. I did not vote for her. I voted for Emily and Ben who sang a beautiful duet to "Across the Universe" which was nixed because "the lyrics aren't even in English."
And then she and some other dumb broad (also in pagents) friended me on Facebook, and I was like, oh, whatever. But now I see it was only to advertise her agenda. So I unfriended her. She won't even notice or care. But it made me feel real good. It made me feel great! Lesson learned: if you're feeling down, unfriend an unfriend on Facebook.
Sincerely, A Bitter Woman Who Just Wrote Her Longest Post in Ages on Someone Who Could Not give a Shit About Her
Heeey! Whoooa! Yeah! Shove THAT in your mouth then throw it up, dumbfucky!
So I just unfriended a certain girl who went to high school with me. Why? Well, she is a dumb bitch. She's been doing beauty pagents since high school. I had to hear about them then, I DON'T have to hear about them now. The best post recently was about how she raised a hundred dollars for some kids charity. WOW. A hundred whole dollars? I wonder how much her wardrobe for Miss Whatever She Is cost. I bet if she got a real job she could donate that herself, monthly. Or she could get a job teaching kids life skills.
Yes, I know beauty pagents are a little more than trotting around in pretty dresses. I truly believe that if she truly cared about charity she could get a lot more done actually doing something.
She was always the showwoman in high school (and now we're getting into 'old grudges' territory). I was in her group in freshman English when she declared her dumb poem was the best in the group and that we should choose it to read aloud. I believe it was titled 'first kiss' or some such bullshit. Then she was like jesus jesus rah rah rah. Then she ran for CHS Rose Princess and LOST (go BGump!). The best part of this is, she won her current title on an environmental platform. Hey, guess who was pulling blackberries in high school for the earth club? My friends and I. Guess who was trying out for American Idol?
Hint. Not my friends and I.
Finally, there were tryouts to sing a song during commencement. She won- she got to sing a retarded country song. I did not vote for her. I voted for Emily and Ben who sang a beautiful duet to "Across the Universe" which was nixed because "the lyrics aren't even in English."
And then she and some other dumb broad (also in pagents) friended me on Facebook, and I was like, oh, whatever. But now I see it was only to advertise her agenda. So I unfriended her. She won't even notice or care. But it made me feel real good. It made me feel great! Lesson learned: if you're feeling down, unfriend an unfriend on Facebook.
Sincerely, A Bitter Woman Who Just Wrote Her Longest Post in Ages on Someone Who Could Not give a Shit About Her
Heeey! Whoooa! Yeah! Shove THAT in your mouth then throw it up, dumbfucky!