borrowed from Holly
1) Open Google.com
2) Type: "[Your Name] needs"
3) Tap the enter key
4) List the first 10 results
1 "Eva needs sex lessons" Um...maybe. Who's offering?
2 "Eva needs a vacation" Yes.
3 "Eva needs some taller heels" Probably.
4 "Eva needs to lay off the makeup" Excuse me???
5 "Eva needs great water!" What does that mean?
6 "Eva needs home comforts for good sleep" Nah. I sleep pretty good anywhere.
7 "Eva needs to enter the surreal world of Facebook!" Already there, baby.
8 "Eva needs her revenge" Yes!
9 "Eva needs a nap!" Yes!
10 "Eva needs your help" No, not really.
Of course most of them were referring to Eva Longoria...