Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a little one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Obama is one.

Micky Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfield is very, very proud of his.

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Завтра - 9-е марта.
Хочу обьявить его днём сопротивления.
Сопротивляться начинаю прямо сейчас.
Сопротивляюсь.

Кому, чему?
1. Зиме.
2. Холодище, морозам и метелям.
3. Слишком медленному приходу и быстрому уходу весны.
4. Снегу, грязному снегу, новому снегу в марте, снегу во всех его видах.

Мои способы сопротивления:

Дома цветут
1. Нарциссы
2. Олеандр
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1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and ( Read more... )

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it ... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it ( Read more... )

How would Russian chastushki sound in English:

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My darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I ( Read more... )