Jul 26, 2010 11:30
Worry not, you guys! [ Kay is sounding cheery - SURPRISE SURPRISE - if a little distracted, either because of the odd chittering in the background or the noises of what sounds like a typical battle. ] Yours Truly has found Johan, and he's in one piece! And you know I'm okay, even if we're still stuck in this forest-- good job, Flapper! Finish it with Slam!
[ yep, she's training. And about to praise her Wooper for her newest victory, when there's a little gasp and then the following occurs: ]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
W-whoa, it's okay, calm down! I think you're just evolving! You know, like Windy d-- waitaminute why are you shaking your-- you don't want to?!
[ the next noise is a severely distressed one, and Kay being the responsible and mature young lady she is... panics. ]
Okaaaay, whoa! Halt! Shoot, I could've sworn I read how to stop evolution! Which button was it?? Hang on, Flapper, I'll keep you blue and tiny if it kills me!! Except that'd kinda be a bad way to die, worse than Bellsprout stampedes--
[ Flapper reminds her of the current emergency by wailing out some lovely assortment of noises that goes a bit like "WOOOFRMADKSDSIIIIIIRE" which is kind of like a Wooper going through a carwash or something. This is seconded by even louder screeching by what... sounds like a Zubat, and the caawing of her Murkrow. Oh, right. ]
Aha! It was B! B button, B button!!!
[ after a series of beeps, the sound cuts off. But a few minutes later, a video feed starts and there is a Wooper licking the screen before a frazzled Kay wearily scoops her up. ]
... So if you don't want your Pokémon to evolve... just hit B, okay?
I think I'm just going to go take a poll and see which of mine want to or not before I have to do this again.
kay is a failget,
just press b,
life's an adventure,
too young for heart attacks