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[yasako]

Yeaaaaaaah. I won't bother telling the whole story, but let's just say that the security guard at work this morning told me that the only way I would be saved (if I were attacked in the parking lot) was not by my coworker, who's a hefty guy, but by JESUS.

I thanked him, pointed to the sky, and hurried to my car.

WHAT. THE. HELL.