Roses are red, Viagra is blue...
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My 75 year old mother tells me that cheap cialis helps stop roses drooping.
Yes. The news had that effect on me too.
"Tell me, 75 year old Mother, how did you learn this information?"
"I heard a rose expert talking about it on the radio".
OK.
A wander through Google found this site which, in the spirit of scientific endeavour*, compared water, vodka, Sprite and Viagra as aids to rosy stamina and erectitude.
Viagra won.
I am sure there is scope for lots of puns about roses, risen, pricks and such like but I will leave that alone.
But does this mean that all that spam I get wanting to sell me little pills of happy fortitude are really aimed at my horticultural side?
* The same people put 650 condoms on a dildo but I am unclear what they were trying to prove exactly.
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My 75 year old mother tells me that cheap cialis helps stop roses drooping.
Yes. The news had that effect on me too.
"Tell me, 75 year old Mother, how did you learn this information?"
"I heard a rose expert talking about it on the radio".
OK.
A wander through Google found this site which, in the spirit of scientific endeavour*, compared water, vodka, Sprite and Viagra as aids to rosy stamina and erectitude.
Viagra won.
I am sure there is scope for lots of puns about roses, risen, pricks and such like but I will leave that alone.
But does this mean that all that spam I get wanting to sell me little pills of happy fortitude are really aimed at my horticultural side?
* The same people put 650 condoms on a dildo but I am unclear what they were trying to prove exactly.