Fic: Facebook Addiction! (Chapter 5)
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Characters: Kpop celebs!
Rating: PG-13
Genre: General
Warning: Read for your own sake. =P
Summary: Kpop celbes have FB! XD
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Lee Donghae TODAY WE MANAGED TO SAVE Hwang Chansung FROM THE KIDNAPPER HEHE WHAT A GREAT ADVENTURE! XD
Lee Donghae, Kim Heechul, Cho Kyuhyun, Hwang Chansung like this.
Hwang Chansung Thanx for saving me, hyung. :D
Lee Donghae NO PROB ANYTHING FOR DONGSAENG! XD
Park Jungsu Make sure you don’t go out from your dorm alone, kay?
Hwang Chansung Okay. :D
Kim Heechul How was it being kidnapped? ;)
Hwang Chansung Hahaha. It’s cool! The kidnapper even gave me luxurious foods. Nyumm! XD
Kim JunSu HE’S BACK BUT NOW HE’S HANGING OUT WITH SUJU HYUNG. (TTATT)
Kim Jonghyun likes this.
Kim Jonghyun Hah! I told you he doesn’t like you guys anymoar!
Kim JunSu hbiuagcuvyuvoiygvyu!!
Lee Jinki Hyun, once again you tease Junsu-hyung then you’ll be punished
Kim Jonghyun OHMAIGAUD YOU LOVE JUNSU-HYUNG MORE THEN YOU LOVE ME AND KEY!? HOW COULD YOU!?
Lee Jinki Stop being dramatic, Hyun!
Kim Jonghyun I HATE YOU JINKI FOREVER EVERRRR!
Kim JunSu Guys…?
Lee Jinki Mianhae, hyung. I’ll make this boy shut up.
Ada-chin YaoiLoverz Omona! I was just leaving him for a moment to buy something and when I back he’s gone! (TTATT)
Cho Kyuhyun when from being “in a relationship” to “single”
Lee Hyukjae, Kim Jongwoon and Zhoumi like this.
Henry Lau You’re fighting with Sungmin-ge?
Lee Hyukjae SINGLEEEEE!!! XD
Zhoumi Lee Hyukjae: What? You like the fact he’s single?
Kim Jongwoon SPARTAA!! D=<
Lee Sungmin Henry Lau No, we’re not. ;)
Henry Lau Then why?? *is confused*
Lee Donghae Awww~ Our baby is so innocent! *cuddle Mochi*
Cho Kyuhyun likes I plan with my friend to make our status to be “in a relationship” just for fun to make my other friends believe what we are really dating. =P
Henry Lau > Cho Kyuhyun You’re actually not dating Sungmin-ge?
Lee Sungmin likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun You. Sure innocent. >=D
Henry Lau (>x<)
Cho Kyuhyun Want hyung to explain to you? :)
Henry Lau Sure! Sure! =D
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun I believe they believed we were dating. XD
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun They sure are innocent. *grin*
Lee Sungmin LOL! XD
Zhoumi > Cho Kyuhyun DON’T CORRUPT MY MOCHI! D=<
Lee Sungmin, Kim Ryeowook, Lee Hyukjae like this.
Cho Kyuhyun Says someone who did that first
Park Jungsu WHAT!?
Zhoumi Kuixian stop saying things not true! >=|
Cho Kyuhyun Well I’m not!
Zhoumi You’re! >=/
Cho Kyuhyun Well what did you do to him last night huh?
Zhoumi I’m just massaging him because his body sore!
Cho Kyuhyun Massaging with called him using sweet voice and he screamed your name?
Zhoumi I’m just telling him to relax so he didn’t feel more hurt!
Cho Kyuhyun When you’re entering him?
Zhoumi KUIXIAN!!! jbijbdslhbivhjuy!
Zhoumi STOP CHANGING THE MEANING OF WHAT I’M SAYING!!
Park Jungsu > Zhoumi You’re being prohibited to come near Henli! >=|
Cho Kyuhyun and Kim Heechul like this.
Zhoumi Leeteuk-ge! (TTATT)
Zhoumi > Cho Kyuhyun I HATE YOU!
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun I love you too. =P
Shim Changmin Demn! Jung Yunho-appa is fking Kim Jaejoong-umma right now so I don’t have any foods to eat! (TTATT)
Park Yoochun and Kim Junsu like this.
Kim Junsu Want hyung to cook for you? =D
Shim Changmin I don’t want to die young.
Kim Junsu Hey! *is hurt*
Park Yoochun Changmin don’t hurt my Su’s feeling or I’ll take your Ella!
Shim Changmin STOP THREATENING ME THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE MY PRECIOUS ELLA! D=<
Park Yoochun I SO CAN AND I’LL DO IT! D:<
Shim Changmin YOU’RE SO MEAN I HATE YOU!
Park Yoochun I DON’T CAREEEEE!!!
Shim Changmin I’M TELLING 2NE1 YOU’RE PLAGIARIZING THEIR SONG!
Cho Kyuhyun > Shim Changmin Minnie-ah, want to go out eat?
Shim Changmin likes this.
Shim Changmin Me want, me want! =D
Kim Kibum likes I love acting so what?
Kim ‘Key’ Kibum made a group Divalicious.
Shin Dongho likes Blood B is AWESOME!
Kim ‘Key’ Kibum invites Joo Jintaek, Kim Heechul, Kwon Jiyoung, Jo Kwon, Woo Sunghyun and Hwang Kwanghee to join Divalicious.
Hwang Kwanghee > Kim Taehun Taehunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~ (^O^)
Kim Taehun Dae, hyung? =)
Hwang Kwanghee Wanna go out? XD
Kim Jiyeob I’m against this!
Hwang Kwanghee Ah, bweyo?! DX
Kim Jiyeob You already have Siwan!
Hwang Kwanghee Siwan? Who’s Siwan?
Kim Taehun *blinkblink*
Im Woongjae > Hwang Kwanghee Oit! >=|
Hwang Kwanghee Meronngg~ =PP
Choi Minho Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, Kim ‘Key’ Kibum OMG SLOW DOWN YOUR VOICE!!
Kim Heechul likes this.
Lee Taemin What did they do hyung? They’re screaming nonstop
Choi Minho Just please don’t go near Onew-hyung’s room
Lee Taemin Wae? Waee? *blinkblink*
Choi Minho Just because
Kim Heechul Oh come on! It’s not like you didn’t do THAT
Choi Minho Kim Heechul-hyung!!
Kim Heechul It’s true!
Lee Taemin Ahh~ You’re saying that OnJongKey hyungs are doing sex? 0=D
Kim Heechul Hah! I so knew Lee Taemin is not innocent!
Lee Taemin =D
Joo Jaetaek, Kim Heechul, Woo Sunghyun and Hwang Kwanghee join Divalicious.
Joo Jaetaek > Divalicious Oh yeah, I love this. *smirk*
Woo Sunghyun > Divalicious Hehe. Love this group! XD
Hwang Kwanghee > Divalicious HAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!! (^0^)
Kim Jonghyun My ass hurttttt~ (TT__TT)
Lee Taemin and Kim Heechul like this.
Lee Jinki Serve you right
Kim Jonghyun YOUR FAULT IF I CAN’T WALK FOR A WEEK!
Lee Jinki Yes, yes.
Kim ‘Key’ Kibum Stop whining, Hyun! Don’t forget that you also stick yours in my ass. If I can’t walk, YOU’ll dead.
Choi Minho Kim Jonghyun PWNED!! XD
Kim Jonghyun SHADAP HYUNG-WHORE!
Kim Jaejoong Where’s Changminnie?
Kim Jaejoong > Jung Yunho YunnieBear, I can’t find our baby.
Kim Jaejoong Park Yoochun, Kim Junsu. Where’s Minnie?
Park Jungsu > Kim Jaejoong Omona! Don’t say that he’s being kidnapped too!
Kim Jaejoong Bwo? Omo!! Jung Yunho!!!!!!!!!!
Jung Yunho What? What??
Kim Jaejoong Our baby! Missing! Kidnapped!
Park Yoochun I don’t think someone would kidnap him.
Kim Junsu Agree, agree. He’s not that cute. Kekeke.
Park Yoochun Ngeh heh heh
Kim Ryeowook > Cho Kyuhyun Kyuhyun-ah, Jae-hyung is freaking out Changmin is not at their dorm.
Kim Jongwoon and Kim Heechul like this.
Cho Kyuhyun So?
Kim Jongwoon Give him back to his group
Lee Hyukjae Hyung said it as if Kyu is kidnapping Changmin! XD
Cho Kyuhyun Demn, how do you know I’m kidnapping him?
Lee Hyukjae YOU ARE!?
Lee Donghae What? What??
Lee Sungmin Hoho. XDD
Park Jungsu OMG I SO DON’T KNOW MY BABY IS THE ONE THAT KIDNAPPED JAE’S BABY! *faint*
Kim Youngwoon Yah! You brat! Stop doing something that make Teukkie going mad!
Choi Siwon Kyuhyun, this is so- *frown*
Hangeng Kyuhyun kidnapped who? *is amuse*
Kim Heechul That’s my kid! XD
Shin Donghee Aishh! Kyuhyun-ah!
Zhoumi Hah! Now Teukkie-hyung knows who’s bad!
Henry Lau Kuixian-ge is a kidnapper?
Kim Kibum Seriously, Kyu. Stop saying something that can cause chaos.
Cho Kyuhyun My KTwin-hyung, as if you don’t know me. *wink*
Cho Kyuhyun > Shim Changmin Have a good day with you, Minnie. Let’s have a great bonding again. *wink*
Shim Changmin Okayyy~ (^v^)
Hwang Chansung is now friends with Kim Soohyun.
Hwang Chansung > Kim Soohyun Hyung, I miss you! (^o^)
Kim Soohyun likes this.
Kim Soohyun I miss you too. How’s your day? =)
Hwang Chansung Great! Just going back from Suju-sunbaenim’s dorm!
Kim Soohyun Really? Glad to hear your day’s great. =D
Hwang Chansung Hyung, wanna meet?
Kim Soohyun Sure, why not? =]
Hwang Chansung Yay! XD
Lee Junho > Ok Taecyeon Hyung! Restrain your boyfriend from flirting with Chansung!
Ok Taecyeon Eh? My boyfriend? Who?
Jang Wooyoung It’s Soohyun-hyung
Ok Taecyeon Eh? Since when?
Jang Wooyoung Duh, as if I don’t know about your relationship with him. Sheesh. (=.=”)
Lee Junho ANYWAY! YOUR BF IS TAKING AWAY MY CHANSUNG!
Lee Kiseop is now friends with Lee Chihoon.
Lee Kiseop > Lee Chihoon Omo! Long time since I heard about you, hyung!
Lee Chihoon, Park Taejun and Park Jiho like this.
Lee Chihoon Hello, Kiseop. =)
Lee Kiseop =D
Park Taejun Hi Kiseop. Long time no see.
Park Jiho Hi. Remember me? :)
Lee Kiseop Taejun-hyung, Jiho-hyung! How’s your life? =DD
Park Taejun Great, na Chi? Ji? *winkwink*
Lee Chihoon Ahakzz! XD
Park Jiho Sheesh! (>//<)
Lee Kiseop Hoho. Still together?
Park Taejun Of course! XD
Shin Soohyun > Lee Kiseop Who’re they?
Lee Kiseop Who? *blur*
Shin Soohyun Chihoon, Taejun and Jiho dude
Lee Kiseop Don’t you remember hyung? They’re my friends in Ulzzang Shidae! XD
Kim Kyoungjae Who? >=|
Shin Soohyun Oh… Them.
Lee Kiseop Yurp, yurp! =DD
Shin Soohyun Aren’t that Chihoon guy was so over you before?
Kim Kyoungjae Whut!!? D=<
Kim Kyoungjae > Lee Kiseop Kiseeeeoooopppppp~ (>A<)
Lee Kiseop What? *blinkblink*
Kim Kyoungjae I thought you wuv meh!
Lee Kiseop I am!
Kim Kyoungjae But- but! (TTATT)
Woo Sunghyun Aigooo~ Eli-hyung is so cute! *cuddle him*
Shin Dongho likes this.
Shin Dongho True, true! He’s cute, ne?
Woo Sunghyun He makes me want to squish him!
Shin Dongho Hyung, Eli-hyung is mine! DX
Woo Sunghyun You already have Soohyun-hyung!
Shin Dongho YOU already have Kibum-hyung!
Lee Kiseop Eli is mine. =DD
Alexander Lee Eusebio My dongsaengs are sooo cuuttee~ (>w<)
Shin Soohyun Pedophile
Alexander Lee Eusebio Says the dongsaeng-slut
Kim KiBum PWNED! LOL! XD
Lee Donghae likes Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, and Water Boys.
Lee Hyukjae > Lee Donghae Why is everything you like is about sea?
Lee Donghae likes this.
Lee Donghae I love sea. =D
Choi Siwon Great you love it, Hae. =)
Lee Sungmin Somehow I think he’s being narcissist here
Choi Siwon Why?
Lee Hyukjae Eh??
Zhoumi Ahh… Because his name means ‘sea’ right?
Lee Sungmin That.
Lee Donghae Kekeke. XD
Choi Siwon > Kim Kibum Kibum, you should tell Hae to not being narcissist.
Kim Kibum Eh, why do you tell me instead?
Choi Siwon He’s your boyfriend.
Kim Kibum He is?
Lee Donghae Buummmiiiieeeee! *tacklehugFrenchkiss*
Choi Siwon And you said he’s not
Kim Kibum I don’t say he’s not *raise eyebrow*
Cho Kyuhyun That’s my KTwin-hyung! XD
Kim Heechul Ngahahahahaha at Choi Siwon!
Choi Siwon Hyung! DX
Choi Siwon > Hangeng Ge… (TT__TT)
Hangeng Maa, maa *pat* Want fried rice?
Choi Siwon Uhm
Kim Heechul I want too!!
Hangeng Just for Shiyuan, Chul.
Kim Heechul D=<
Hwang Kwanghee > Im Woongjae Siwaaannnnnn~
Hwang Kwanghee > Im Woongjae Siwan-ah~
Hwang Kwanghee > Im Woongjae You’re mad at me?
Hwang Kwanghee > Im Woongjae Oh well…
Hwang Kwanghee > Jung Heechul Heechul-ah~ Wanna do something? =DD
Jung Heechul You don’t ask Taehun-hyung?
Hwang Kwanghee Kevin is a bitch
Kim Jiyeob OI!!
Jung Heechul ‘bicth’? LOL! XD
Kim Taehun Kwanghee-hyung wants to do what?
Hwang Kwanghee Let’s shopppiiiinnngg!!
Ha Minwoo Aren’t you always with Siwan-hyung?
Kim Dongjun True! True!!
Park Hyungshik Ehhh~ Kwanghee-hyung let’s go eat instead! XD
Hwang Kwanghee You’ll pay~ =P
Park Hyungshik Ehhhhhhhhhhh!!
Moon Junyoung You’ve a fight with Siwan-hyung, right?
Hwang Kwanghee Is not!
Im Woongjae > Hwang Kwanghee LET’S GO SOMEWHERE!
Park Hyungshik BUT KWANGHEE-HYUNG WANTS TO GO OUT WITH MEH! (>A<)
Im Woongjae Ask your maknae members instead! >=|
Jung Heechul Siwan-hyung is a person who’s stupid.
Moon Junyoung, Kim Dongjun, Ha Minwoo and Park Hyungshik like this.
Moon Junyoung He’s hopeless
Kim Jiyeob Specially about Kwanghee.
Park Hyungshik Total hopeless
Ha Minwoo So true.
Kim Dongjun Fail.
Kim Taehun =]