a brief moment of deadpan outside the fayette mall's godiva chocolates kiosk

[yaoi_in_exile]

 ...during a very welcome surprise visit by My Boiie, Patrick, and his new boyfriend, Ross. They live in the same dormitory across the hall from eachother, so of course nobody has seen or heard from Patrick since they started dating.

(mid-conversation)

Patrick: ...yeah, sleeping with him keeps me from falling out of bed as often. (lol)

Me: You know, I've got a device for that, too. It hooks up to the headboard. (clever eyebrow-wiggling maneuver)

Patrick: Uhhh, I don't think so. I want none of your dirty sex furniture.

Me: Hey, I clean it!

Ross: But what about like, silk ties? With little tassels on them?

Me: Or neckties!

Patrick: Ooh. I like neckties.

Me: The world knows you "like" neckties.

Ross: I have a silk necktie.

Patrick: Yeah, me too...

Ross: But it doesn't have tassels. (lol)

Patrick: Silk with tassels, that would be great.

Ross: But...it would wrinkle them, so...

Patrick: ...yeah, so that's out...but ooh, I want a new tie now.

Ross: Yeah, me too! (lol) We can go to Men's Express before the mall closes.

Me: ...wow. You guys could at least make an *effort*, you know.

Patrick: What?

Me: Nothing.