miles is my hero!!!!!!
just in case everyone cant read my profile.. miles is my f'n hero!!!!! this is why..
ok so we had just gotten back from the the MKAvs.VHS game on saturday (we kicked major ass with a score of 51 to like 6 AND we broke their bleachers!!) anyhoo. this bitch was in the cafeteria and a group of us (brian, miles, me, allie, shan, caitlin, gabby, and others) went to the caf. to buy stuff from the snack machine since we had a lunch break before band practice. so shannon's chips got stuck and brain canavan was shaking the machine to try to get them out and this btich comes up to us and this is how the glorious convo went:
BITCH: UR GONNA BREAK A 500 DOLLAR MACHINE FOR CHIPS?? GET OUT OF THE CAFETERIA!!!! WE HAVE IT FOR NOW!!!!
BRIAN: im just trying to get the chips i know i can get them out!
BITCH: i dont care!! ill have the principal down here in a few mintues if u dont get out.
.. so we walk out of the cafeteria but we really want our food adn just to piss the lady off we go back to the caf. and this is the rest of the convo.. (but let me say miles is liek the least person i expected to talk back to a grown-up)
BITCH: i thought i told u to get out!!!! (or some shit like that)
BRIAN: we just want to get the chips
BITCH: GET OUT!!!! (so most of us except brain and miles leave.. and then brian starts to shake the machine and the chips fall)
BITCH: GET OUT OG THIS CAFETERIA!!!!
(AND THIS IS THE BEST PART...)
MILES: NO!!! WHO ARE YOU?? WHO ARE YOU?? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
BITCH: I DONT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
MILES: I GO TO THIS SCHOOL AND WE ARE USING THIS SCHOOL I CAN USE THIS MACHINE AND GET MY CHIPS!!!
BITCH: I'LL HAVE THE PRINCIPAL DOWN HERE TO EXPEL YOU
MILES: YOU CANT EXPEL ME FOR GETTING CHIPS!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM BIG GUY: I BELIEVE SHE ASKED YOU TO GET OUT *picks miles up from the collar of the shirt and plops him outside of the caf.!!!!! hahahhha lmfao. and since brain is bigger the guy didnt mes with him really but let him get the chips and the kicked him out)
.. so in the end shan got her chips and the bitch lady left and we were all at peace with ourselves. but if that bitch ever shows up again.. lets just say we will have to set loose our secret weapon... MILES THE CRAZY ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok so we had just gotten back from the the MKAvs.VHS game on saturday (we kicked major ass with a score of 51 to like 6 AND we broke their bleachers!!) anyhoo. this bitch was in the cafeteria and a group of us (brian, miles, me, allie, shan, caitlin, gabby, and others) went to the caf. to buy stuff from the snack machine since we had a lunch break before band practice. so shannon's chips got stuck and brain canavan was shaking the machine to try to get them out and this btich comes up to us and this is how the glorious convo went:
BITCH: UR GONNA BREAK A 500 DOLLAR MACHINE FOR CHIPS?? GET OUT OF THE CAFETERIA!!!! WE HAVE IT FOR NOW!!!!
BRIAN: im just trying to get the chips i know i can get them out!
BITCH: i dont care!! ill have the principal down here in a few mintues if u dont get out.
.. so we walk out of the cafeteria but we really want our food adn just to piss the lady off we go back to the caf. and this is the rest of the convo.. (but let me say miles is liek the least person i expected to talk back to a grown-up)
BITCH: i thought i told u to get out!!!! (or some shit like that)
BRIAN: we just want to get the chips
BITCH: GET OUT!!!! (so most of us except brain and miles leave.. and then brian starts to shake the machine and the chips fall)
BITCH: GET OUT OG THIS CAFETERIA!!!!
(AND THIS IS THE BEST PART...)
MILES: NO!!! WHO ARE YOU?? WHO ARE YOU?? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
BITCH: I DONT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
MILES: I GO TO THIS SCHOOL AND WE ARE USING THIS SCHOOL I CAN USE THIS MACHINE AND GET MY CHIPS!!!
BITCH: I'LL HAVE THE PRINCIPAL DOWN HERE TO EXPEL YOU
MILES: YOU CANT EXPEL ME FOR GETTING CHIPS!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM BIG GUY: I BELIEVE SHE ASKED YOU TO GET OUT *picks miles up from the collar of the shirt and plops him outside of the caf.!!!!! hahahhha lmfao. and since brain is bigger the guy didnt mes with him really but let him get the chips and the kicked him out)
.. so in the end shan got her chips and the bitch lady left and we were all at peace with ourselves. but if that bitch ever shows up again.. lets just say we will have to set loose our secret weapon... MILES THE CRAZY ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!