Oh, for the love of...
PEOPLE OF E. PENGILLY DORM, PAY ATTENTION.
We all know that angry beepy thing is the door alarm, and that it goes off when somebody fails to shut the door properly. That's a given.
SO WHY CAN'T WE CLOSE THE DOORS? You walk out, you pull it shut behind you! If that's such a difficult concept for you to grasp, then maybe you shouldn't be at Pepperdine!
And it's been going off for the past twenty minutes. Really, people, if you all live so much closer to the doors than I do, why am I the one going down three flights of stairs to CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR?!
*sigh*