Stereotype Meme for the WTF~!
Ganked from atrypical~
Rules:
Basically, bold any stereotype that has been placed upon you or that should be placed upon you based on who you are.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I don't think I am.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. Yes, all that JUICE and WATER must be bad for my health. Wait, what do you mean you weren't talking about those kinds of drinks?
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm ARGENTINIAN, so I MUST be arrogant and conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Because in America, we all look alike. Sure. :Db
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. RUN, JEEVES, THEY'RE ON TO US.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. Um, like, whaaaaaaat...? That's like totally wrong.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. ...I'm a girlfriend?
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. Ladies and gentlemen, open wide.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. Because Christians teach hate. Uh-huh. Sure.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not listen to good music. Four and a half thousand songs in my iTunes, and they all suck?
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a mindless servant of the Pope. YES. THE HAT COMPELS ME.
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. ...I can't even snark this one. It's just too far out there.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. Actually, I was rather fond of A Modest Proposal, so...
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. ...Republican terrorist whut?
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I have PIERCINGS and TATTOOS, so I MUST be up to no good. I HAVE HOLEZ IN MAH EARS. PHEER MEH.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. Hooray! \o/
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. Only problem is, the trees don't hug back.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. ...Guilty as charged. :D;
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. Considering just how many people I chat with...I'm getting around. XD;
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. Because that's totally how I attend a highly ranked college, hold down a job, and mod 3 RPs at the same time. Yup.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. ...um. Anybody who's ever been with me while I read knows I love to share, so...nope. XD
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I totally don't know what this means. :O
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. But how can I do this and chat?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Define "skinny."
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. ...*dead*
I hang out with TEENAGED DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a lazy, junk eating couch potato.
I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. Riiiiiiiight. Have I mentioned the part where I hate makeup and accent my black with bright colors? :D
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Oh, that explains everything.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I thought we already established I'm a loser! Do these cancel each other out?
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. ...posing as what?
I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. Well, I'll admit the second one's debatable...
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. Well if y'all had grown up in my family, you'd have a "different" sense of humor too. XD
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. I've hit +2 bitchery!
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. +3! I'm just movin' on up here.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. And we're back into loser status.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean.
I'm GOTH, so I NEVER smile.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I collect MANGAS, so I MUST be a freak. And the plural form of "manga" is "manga," you un-freak.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I think after all the "freak" and "loser" and "bitch" stereotypes, I'm out of sanity at this point.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. Says the girl who moved all her furniture on her own and grew up with two brothers. Try me. X3
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. BECAUSE FLUFF IS EMO OMG.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. YES. I AM TERRIFIED OF MEN.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. NUH-UH.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. Nope, I'm just an English major.
I STUDY HARD, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. RAWR.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian. It's not so much "don't want" as it is "not actively in pursuit," but still.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING, so I MUST be lesbian. No, that's just because they are good looking. Nothing wrong with that. :o
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. Yep. SEXUALITY IS CATCHING.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I thought we established I was a loser, loner, and outcast?
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. ...what? XD
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. Well, we do chat...
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. YES. I AM A PRUDISH VIRGINAL WHORE WHO CHATS ONLINE. FOR SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ...I think at this point I've completely cancelled myself out. XD
I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST not be good enough. FOR WHAT?
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. ...so I have imaginary friends that make me gay or "chat" with me depending on their imaginary genders?
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music, so I MUST not fit in. It goes along with the 4.5 thousand sucky songs in my iTunes, I guess?
I HATE REGGAETON, so I MUSTN’T be cool.
I MOVE AROUND a lot, so I MUST not fit in anywhere. Because the Air Force will so ruin you for life. Uh-huh.
I wear TRENCH COATS, so I MUST be like those Columbine kids.
I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, so I MUST be a stupid, back-water hick.
I collect KNIVES, so I MUST be a psycho killer.
I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (And still love Disney).
I'm a HARRY POTTER fan, so I MUST be a fantasizing child that believes in devil-worship. Yep. Took a class about it, in fact. I got an A in Goat-Sacrificing.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. Well, obviously. :Db
Ah, it's been a while since I've exercised non-malicious sarcasm. How'd I do? :3
Rules:
Basically, bold any stereotype that has been placed upon you or that should be placed upon you based on who you are.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I don't think I am.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. Yes, all that JUICE and WATER must be bad for my health. Wait, what do you mean you weren't talking about those kinds of drinks?
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm ARGENTINIAN, so I MUST be arrogant and conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Because in America, we all look alike. Sure. :Db
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. RUN, JEEVES, THEY'RE ON TO US.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. Um, like, whaaaaaaat...? That's like totally wrong.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. ...I'm a girlfriend?
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. Ladies and gentlemen, open wide.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. Because Christians teach hate. Uh-huh. Sure.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not listen to good music. Four and a half thousand songs in my iTunes, and they all suck?
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a mindless servant of the Pope. YES. THE HAT COMPELS ME.
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. ...I can't even snark this one. It's just too far out there.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. Actually, I was rather fond of A Modest Proposal, so...
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. ...Republican terrorist whut?
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I have PIERCINGS and TATTOOS, so I MUST be up to no good. I HAVE HOLEZ IN MAH EARS. PHEER MEH.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. Hooray! \o/
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. Only problem is, the trees don't hug back.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. ...Guilty as charged. :D;
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. Considering just how many people I chat with...I'm getting around. XD;
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. Because that's totally how I attend a highly ranked college, hold down a job, and mod 3 RPs at the same time. Yup.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. ...um. Anybody who's ever been with me while I read knows I love to share, so...nope. XD
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I totally don't know what this means. :O
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. But how can I do this and chat?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Define "skinny."
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. ...*dead*
I hang out with TEENAGED DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a lazy, junk eating couch potato.
I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. Riiiiiiiight. Have I mentioned the part where I hate makeup and accent my black with bright colors? :D
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Oh, that explains everything.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I thought we already established I'm a loser! Do these cancel each other out?
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. ...posing as what?
I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. Well, I'll admit the second one's debatable...
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. Well if y'all had grown up in my family, you'd have a "different" sense of humor too. XD
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. I've hit +2 bitchery!
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. +3! I'm just movin' on up here.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. And we're back into loser status.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean.
I'm GOTH, so I NEVER smile.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I collect MANGAS, so I MUST be a freak. And the plural form of "manga" is "manga," you un-freak.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I think after all the "freak" and "loser" and "bitch" stereotypes, I'm out of sanity at this point.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. Says the girl who moved all her furniture on her own and grew up with two brothers. Try me. X3
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. BECAUSE FLUFF IS EMO OMG.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. YES. I AM TERRIFIED OF MEN.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. NUH-UH.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. Nope, I'm just an English major.
I STUDY HARD, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. RAWR.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian. It's not so much "don't want" as it is "not actively in pursuit," but still.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING, so I MUST be lesbian. No, that's just because they are good looking. Nothing wrong with that. :o
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. Yep. SEXUALITY IS CATCHING.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I thought we established I was a loser, loner, and outcast?
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. ...what? XD
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. Well, we do chat...
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. YES. I AM A PRUDISH VIRGINAL WHORE WHO CHATS ONLINE. FOR SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ...I think at this point I've completely cancelled myself out. XD
I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST not be good enough. FOR WHAT?
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. ...so I have imaginary friends that make me gay or "chat" with me depending on their imaginary genders?
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music, so I MUST not fit in. It goes along with the 4.5 thousand sucky songs in my iTunes, I guess?
I HATE REGGAETON, so I MUSTN’T be cool.
I MOVE AROUND a lot, so I MUST not fit in anywhere. Because the Air Force will so ruin you for life. Uh-huh.
I wear TRENCH COATS, so I MUST be like those Columbine kids.
I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, so I MUST be a stupid, back-water hick.
I collect KNIVES, so I MUST be a psycho killer.
I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (And still love Disney).
I'm a HARRY POTTER fan, so I MUST be a fantasizing child that believes in devil-worship. Yep. Took a class about it, in fact. I got an A in Goat-Sacrificing.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. Well, obviously. :Db
Ah, it's been a while since I've exercised non-malicious sarcasm. How'd I do? :3