You Have Reached Yamada Touya... unless...
You have reached Yamada Touya...
... unless Yamada Touya owes you money, in which case... toot...toot...toot... [dead signal noises]
Still here? Cool, that means I don't owe you anything - but sadly I'm probably off investigating the mysteries of the world.
If you're an pal who wants to leave me a message, press "1"
If you're someone who has a secret to tell me, press "2"
If you're here to complain about nicknames/pranks etc - suck it up loser.
If you're Boo and you got lost... how the hell are you dialing this phone?
If you're a hot chick (or female type robot) who wants to hook up, press "3"
If you're a hot red-headed chick... please leave your number and vital statistics at the beep.
... unless Yamada Touya owes you money, in which case... toot...toot...toot... [dead signal noises]
Still here? Cool, that means I don't owe you anything - but sadly I'm probably off investigating the mysteries of the world.
If you're an pal who wants to leave me a message, press "1"
If you're someone who has a secret to tell me, press "2"
If you're here to complain about nicknames/pranks etc - suck it up loser.
If you're Boo and you got lost... how the hell are you dialing this phone?
If you're a hot chick (or female type robot) who wants to hook up, press "3"
If you're a hot red-headed chick... please leave your number and vital statistics at the beep.