The Un-official Survival Guide to the SEES Dorm

[yamada_touya]

[03]

[WEDNESDAY/ EVENING]

Recruits!

You have all entered a world more educational than School, more dangerous than Tartarus, more filled with beautiful women than the Playboy Mansion - the SEES Dorm!

However, never fear, for I have compiled an easy to remember list that will ensure that you all survive the dorms long enough to get brained

Comments

[kirijou]

Please Yamada, don't corrupt the new recruits like you did Takashi...one of you is enough to give me a lasting migraine.

And I digress about number 4; a runaway plague carrier is not the way to a woman's heart.

Why am I commenting at your journal when I'm still supposed to be mad at you?

[yamada_touya]

(1) I beg to differ! TAKATAKA is a man after my own pure heart! I did not 'corrupt' him - instead think of it as two kindred souls reaching perfect synchronicity. Besides, he can be crazier than me...

(2) Well... Maybe not the heart... *whistles innocently*

(3) Because you're a very responsible person and, misguided though you are, see it as your duty to 'correct' me? And because you luvs moi?

[kirijou]

I disagree. I believe Takashi could still be saved with the right influences. Although, after the 'Jesus' event on one of the new recruit's journal, I'm almost inclined to agree with you...almost

...Unless you no longer intend to have children, I'd suggest that you don't remind me of that...incident again.

Hmm...You're correct. I suppose I see it in my duty to protect the recruits from your...eccentricity. And surely you jest.

[yamada_touya]

But in that case, shouldn't you protect me from myself too? I'm not weird Mitsu-Mitsu... I - I'm just sick! I can only be cured by your tender loving care!

[kirijou]

I highly doubt it's my 'tender loving care' you need.

[yamada_touya]

Well it's much better than your "tanned leather bootheel" stomping on future generations of Touya-ness

[kirijou]

You should be safe from it, as long as you don't try 'Rule number 4' on me again.