The Un-official Survival Guide to the SEES Dorm
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[WEDNESDAY/ EVENING]
Recruits!
You have all entered a world more educational than School, more dangerous than Tartarus, more filled with beautiful women than the Playboy Mansion - the SEES Dorm!
However, never fear, for I have compiled an easy to remember list that will ensure that you all survive the dorms long enough to get brained by Shadows.
Veterans! Feel free to add!
RULE 1: If you loss something, sniff for grog. then go find margie
RULE 2: The only thing that makes you cooler than being in SEES is being in it, leaving, then coming back.
RULE 3: Shy people run faster... and have nasty head fakes.
RULE 4: The best way to a girl's heart is through an escaped rodent
RULE 5: Alternatively one may use the combination of subway + pervert
RULE 6: Smoking is allowed while you walk the plank
RULE 7: Never piss of a robot near a stairwell
RULE 8: The Chairman is a funny guy... except when he starts making jokes
RULE 9: Rion is not a girl
RILE 10: Never eat junk food in front of Sou. Ever.
[WEDNESDAY/ EVENING]
Recruits!
You have all entered a world more educational than School, more dangerous than Tartarus, more filled with beautiful women than the Playboy Mansion - the SEES Dorm!
However, never fear, for I have compiled an easy to remember list that will ensure that you all survive the dorms long enough to get brained by Shadows.
Veterans! Feel free to add!
RULE 1: If you loss something, sniff for grog. then go find margie
RULE 2: The only thing that makes you cooler than being in SEES is being in it, leaving, then coming back.
RULE 3: Shy people run faster... and have nasty head fakes.
RULE 4: The best way to a girl's heart is through an escaped rodent
RULE 5: Alternatively one may use the combination of subway + pervert
RULE 6: Smoking is allowed while you walk the plank
RULE 7: Never piss of a robot near a stairwell
RULE 8: The Chairman is a funny guy... except when he starts making jokes
RULE 9: Rion is not a girl
RILE 10: Never eat junk food in front of Sou. Ever.