PROOF JOHNNY DEPP TWO-SPIRIT
PROOF JOHNNY DEPP TWO-SPIRIT
A wild raucous movie review by marco
Ok heres the rumor of the millenium
Tonto slaps loneranger in the face because the bird on his head was angered.
You ready for this? Johnny Depp just outed himself as Two Spirit, (not to
mention Armie Hammer's leading lady.)
;)
And here he just thought he was some part Tsala Gi dude dabbling in being
a little bit Commanche for a while. Hahahaha...
OK, now that I tossed that out, here's a quick little sloppy review of the film
"The Lone Ranger (2013)"
Almost two hours to explain why Tonto believes Lone Ranger must wear a mask???
Look like they think they're Errol Flynn on and off the 1890's steamtrain or something.
You killed my brother. Dear neo Lone Ranger, how many times u gotta redo Navajo Joe?
Theory: The Hollywood HalfBreed.
Err'thing from Romeo and Juliet to Westside Story and Tonto & The LR in between...
Company 3 Santa Monica did the dailies. Neat. Note to self, Dailies are important. A movie
can't become great without them...
And whats with the crunchy corn pollen and birdseed references. Ayeeee!
Post house was skywalker sound? Joint use agreement? NDAs? Mergers coming?
Metro Godwynn Time Warner Sky Walker Brothers Disney Pixar Sony Lion's Gaited
Columbian Community Cartel hmm... did I leave anybody out?
Too much pathetic fallacy not enough plot.
Loved the outer story. Not a great story overall though. Too complex and slow.
Wide context is against technology while at the same time FOR technology. Hollywood strikes again.
Thank you masked man.
Thank you disney.
"Yeah, Tanta, I want Tanta the Indian. So waddya want that Tonto for anyway? To perform an unnatural act."
-- Lenny Bruce as "Thank You Masked Man."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjWYEMQ70w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SahzBTvYjos
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210819/?ref_=hm_cht_t2
Typed on a 4.7 inch screen. (OneX droid) "longer letter later," I promise...
A wild raucous movie review by marco
Ok heres the rumor of the millenium
Tonto slaps loneranger in the face because the bird on his head was angered.
You ready for this? Johnny Depp just outed himself as Two Spirit, (not to
mention Armie Hammer's leading lady.)
;)
And here he just thought he was some part Tsala Gi dude dabbling in being
a little bit Commanche for a while. Hahahaha...
OK, now that I tossed that out, here's a quick little sloppy review of the film
"The Lone Ranger (2013)"
Almost two hours to explain why Tonto believes Lone Ranger must wear a mask???
Look like they think they're Errol Flynn on and off the 1890's steamtrain or something.
You killed my brother. Dear neo Lone Ranger, how many times u gotta redo Navajo Joe?
Theory: The Hollywood HalfBreed.
Err'thing from Romeo and Juliet to Westside Story and Tonto & The LR in between...
Company 3 Santa Monica did the dailies. Neat. Note to self, Dailies are important. A movie
can't become great without them...
And whats with the crunchy corn pollen and birdseed references. Ayeeee!
Post house was skywalker sound? Joint use agreement? NDAs? Mergers coming?
Metro Godwynn Time Warner Sky Walker Brothers Disney Pixar Sony Lion's Gaited
Columbian Community Cartel hmm... did I leave anybody out?
Too much pathetic fallacy not enough plot.
Loved the outer story. Not a great story overall though. Too complex and slow.
Wide context is against technology while at the same time FOR technology. Hollywood strikes again.
Thank you masked man.
Thank you disney.
"Yeah, Tanta, I want Tanta the Indian. So waddya want that Tonto for anyway? To perform an unnatural act."
-- Lenny Bruce as "Thank You Masked Man."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjWYEMQ70w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SahzBTvYjos
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210819/?ref_=hm_cht_t2
Typed on a 4.7 inch screen. (OneX droid) "longer letter later," I promise...