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We must kill the slut who wrote Harry Potter. I bet she's one of those old nutbags who genuinely believe in fairies and the likes. And when they're trying to prove it they say shit like "there's a little fairy in all of us." Then they do a creepy smile. Fuck. Insane old bitches. Oh and all that knitting. They way they act like it's the most important thing on earth. When will they realise I don't WANT to hear about how they saved 20 cents on wool which they then used to knit a hat with a cat on it. I just don't care, shut the hell up. Actually, what's with all old and suburban women talking about boring crap. It isn't my fault you've all lived boring as fuck lives because you're all uncreative morons who got knocked up, so don't make me suffer by telling long pointless stories about cake. I like cake, just not when you people are talking about it. Are you trying to ruin cake for me? They always smell like perfume and soap and they always have that pleasant little smile. It's never a real smile, it's just always there, looking creepy. It's not all old women, sometimes it's quite a pleasant surprise to find one with actual personality. But on the whole they're all creepy old sluts who think skating on thin ice is a good show and actually care about violence in video games. Their kids always grow up to be neurotic as well. Not funny neurotic either, annoying prude neurotics who cry during sex.