See my icon?! That's Turk.. THE DOG style.
1)My uncle once: was thrown down the bleachers for calling my grandma a fat sow.
2)Never in my life: have I had an ass.
3)When I was five: There was an unfortunate accident with my toy vacuum cleaner that left me a little less innocent.
4)High School was: A poor excuse to expose me to aspestus(sp?).
5)I will never forget: My guy friends puting my books down their pants every day in highschool chemistry... No clue.
6)I once met: this guy that stunk so bad that I left the room and dry heaved.
7)There's this guy/girl I know who: can answer the phone and know how I'm feeling.
8)Once, at a bar, I: was asked out while a girl was taking a piss...very classy.
9)By noon I'm usually: covered in fecal matter and hair.
10)Last night: I fell asleep at the dinner table.
11)If I had only: not cared so much about hurting people.
12) Next time I go to church, I'll: hahaha..um..no seriously..my own funeral
13) Terry Schiavo:....**perplexed*....
14) What scares me the most: Not knowing what/who I want.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: Tracey..chickyboom from class
16)When I turn my head right, I see: a woman in a turtle neck sweating to death.
17)You know I'm lying when: I quickly change the subject.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: Being able to wear hot pink spandex and knowing it was cool.
19)If I was a character in friends, I'd be: Febe.. Sometimes I amaze myself.
20)By this time next year: Next year.. wow. that's a long ways. Living in Tenn.?
21)A better name for me would be: I was a "jason" once.
22)I have a hard time understanding: myself... very complex.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: have to leave it to go back to it.
24)You know I like you if: I poke fun at you and get touchy.. I'm not generally touchy.. ever.
25)If I won an award, the first 3 person(s) I'd thank would be: No one. I'd trot off the stage in excitement and forget about that whole thanking portion.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Were all related to monkeys at some point.
27)Take my advice, never: let someone change your first instinct...Trust yours.
28)My ideal breakfast is: about 1pm and called lunch.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: DJ Sammy's slow version of Heaven...it's happy.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you're open to some freaky ass culture.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: I think everyone should be microchipped (they do it to dogs)... beat the hell out of having to keep track of your ID card.
32)Why won't anyone: Approach me right now and offer me ice cream.
33)If you spend the night at my house: You'd be feeding the cat at 6am so he'd leave you the hell alone.
34)I'd stop my wedding if: I ever gained my sanity.
35)The world could do without: heh... should I go there?
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: suck dick.
37)My favorite blonde is: You when you turn blonde.
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: finger nail files.
39)If I do anything well, it's: rushing;being late
40)And by the way: I'm graduating in 4 weeks. *sticks out tongue*
2)Never in my life: have I had an ass.
3)When I was five: There was an unfortunate accident with my toy vacuum cleaner that left me a little less innocent.
4)High School was: A poor excuse to expose me to aspestus(sp?).
5)I will never forget: My guy friends puting my books down their pants every day in highschool chemistry... No clue.
6)I once met: this guy that stunk so bad that I left the room and dry heaved.
7)There's this guy/girl I know who: can answer the phone and know how I'm feeling.
8)Once, at a bar, I: was asked out while a girl was taking a piss...very classy.
9)By noon I'm usually: covered in fecal matter and hair.
10)Last night: I fell asleep at the dinner table.
11)If I had only: not cared so much about hurting people.
12) Next time I go to church, I'll: hahaha..um..no seriously..my own funeral
13) Terry Schiavo:....**perplexed*....
14) What scares me the most: Not knowing what/who I want.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: Tracey..chickyboom from class
16)When I turn my head right, I see: a woman in a turtle neck sweating to death.
17)You know I'm lying when: I quickly change the subject.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: Being able to wear hot pink spandex and knowing it was cool.
19)If I was a character in friends, I'd be: Febe.. Sometimes I amaze myself.
20)By this time next year: Next year.. wow. that's a long ways. Living in Tenn.?
21)A better name for me would be: I was a "jason" once.
22)I have a hard time understanding: myself... very complex.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: have to leave it to go back to it.
24)You know I like you if: I poke fun at you and get touchy.. I'm not generally touchy.. ever.
25)If I won an award, the first 3 person(s) I'd thank would be: No one. I'd trot off the stage in excitement and forget about that whole thanking portion.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Were all related to monkeys at some point.
27)Take my advice, never: let someone change your first instinct...Trust yours.
28)My ideal breakfast is: about 1pm and called lunch.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: DJ Sammy's slow version of Heaven...it's happy.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you're open to some freaky ass culture.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: I think everyone should be microchipped (they do it to dogs)... beat the hell out of having to keep track of your ID card.
32)Why won't anyone: Approach me right now and offer me ice cream.
33)If you spend the night at my house: You'd be feeding the cat at 6am so he'd leave you the hell alone.
34)I'd stop my wedding if: I ever gained my sanity.
35)The world could do without: heh... should I go there?
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: suck dick.
37)My favorite blonde is: You when you turn blonde.
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: finger nail files.
39)If I do anything well, it's: rushing;being late
40)And by the way: I'm graduating in 4 weeks. *sticks out tongue*