Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I punched
rain_polsky in the arm (-10 points). In August I pulled
impassionable's hair (-5 points). In March I pulled over and changed
talthosdurrikan's flat tire (15 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
blargbot (-5000 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4981 points). For Christmas I deserve to clean G. W. Bush's jock strap!
Sincerely,
xxtanisxx
weee! yay genocide!