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I am making a quick post... cause these were funny and i wanted to share.. so i am copying and pasting from my IM with Scotti.......
You might be a redneck jedi if you hear ... "Luke, I am your father.... and your uncle."
Labrujaxx1984 [2:44 AM]: & you might be a redneck jedi if yu ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
Labrujaxx1984 [2:45 AM]: how about this... 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
Labrujaxx1984 [2:45 AM]: change is inevitable, except from vending machines
Labrujaxx1984 [2:46 AM]: OK, so whats the speed of dark?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:46 AM]: lol
Labrujaxx1984 [2:47 AM]: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:47 AM]: when everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane
Labrujaxx1984 [2:47 AM]: If Babrbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:48 AM]: How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:49 AM]: eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines
Labrujaxx1984 [2:49 AM]: what happens if you get scared to death.. twice
Labrujaxx1984 [2:49 AM]: I couldnt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder
Labrujaxx1984 [2:50 AM]: just remember - if the world didnt suck we would all fall off
Labrujaxx1984 [2:51 AM]: light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Labrujaxx1984 [2:52 AM]: How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand....
Labrujaxx1984 [2:52 AM]: LOL... alright, i think thats about it
lol, alright, i think i am done posting for the night
~David
You might be a redneck jedi if you hear ... "Luke, I am your father.... and your uncle."
Labrujaxx1984 [2:44 AM]: & you might be a redneck jedi if yu ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
Labrujaxx1984 [2:45 AM]: how about this... 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
Labrujaxx1984 [2:45 AM]: change is inevitable, except from vending machines
Labrujaxx1984 [2:46 AM]: OK, so whats the speed of dark?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:46 AM]: lol
Labrujaxx1984 [2:47 AM]: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:47 AM]: when everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane
Labrujaxx1984 [2:47 AM]: If Babrbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:48 AM]: How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Labrujaxx1984 [2:49 AM]: eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines
Labrujaxx1984 [2:49 AM]: what happens if you get scared to death.. twice
Labrujaxx1984 [2:49 AM]: I couldnt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder
Labrujaxx1984 [2:50 AM]: just remember - if the world didnt suck we would all fall off
Labrujaxx1984 [2:51 AM]: light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Labrujaxx1984 [2:52 AM]: How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand....
Labrujaxx1984 [2:52 AM]: LOL... alright, i think thats about it
lol, alright, i think i am done posting for the night
~David