just a little something..
WAYS TO COPE WITH STRESS
(WARNING: Do not attempt these at home. This is only to be used for joke purposes :-)
~ Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
~ Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
~ Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
~ When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
~ Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
~ Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to preschool as if nothing is wrong.
~ Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
~ Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
~ Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
~ Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
~ Pay your electric bill in pennies.
~ Drive to work in reverse.
~ Polish your car with earwax.
~ Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
~ Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
~ Braid the hairs in each nostril.
~ Write a short story using alphabet soup.
~ Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
~ Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
~ Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
so i've been going through a LOT of stuff. but i figured its not worth the fight.
eRic - glad everything got worked out on our misunderstanding. thanks for listening to it all .. you're really great. can't wait for eRic jR. right? <3 you
LuKe - my favorite new person in the world. i couldn't have done anything without you. you keep me sane in times when i need it. what would i do without my little punk. you have my <3. whatever.. just shutup :D
(WARNING: Do not attempt these at home. This is only to be used for joke purposes :-)
~ Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
~ Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
~ Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
~ When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
~ Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
~ Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to preschool as if nothing is wrong.
~ Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
~ Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
~ Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
~ Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
~ Pay your electric bill in pennies.
~ Drive to work in reverse.
~ Polish your car with earwax.
~ Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
~ Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
~ Braid the hairs in each nostril.
~ Write a short story using alphabet soup.
~ Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
~ Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
~ Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
so i've been going through a LOT of stuff. but i figured its not worth the fight.
eRic - glad everything got worked out on our misunderstanding. thanks for listening to it all .. you're really great. can't wait for eRic jR. right? <3 you
LuKe - my favorite new person in the world. i couldn't have done anything without you. you keep me sane in times when i need it. what would i do without my little punk. you have my <3. whatever.. just shutup :D