AN IMPORTANT ???

[xxdabiffestxx]

So what do you do if you catch being a vampire?  Because it's catching, isn't it, like syphilis or iguana or some shit, and if people has it around you then you ought to be prepared.  Like they tell you if you think you gone down on a girl as has VD you go medic or go health kit or some shit, you know.  But what if it's being a vampire?  Is there

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[baronbalaz]

Sweet Ancestors

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

Not only is that the most ignorant thing I've ever heard, but the most grossly misinformed.

No. Becoming a vampire isn't 'catching.'

I never thought I'd miss The Frontier this much...

[futureinmotion]

I just have to ask about my favorite part: "Iguana"?

I suppose you could catch an iguana, if someone threw it at you.

Which would also be true of a vampire (though vampires are considerably heavier than iguanas and probably far less cooperative about being thrown).

So in that sense, I suppose a vampire can be "caught", just like an iguana. There's logic here! It's very, very well hidden, but I've discovered it.

♥ Alice

[xxdabiffestxx]

No, igunaa is the other thing the French girls have, and it's why they give out the condoms to stop the VD, isn't it.

[xspitfireflyerx]

You mean the clap, blad?

[xxdabiffestxx]

You would know from VD given all the ones your sister's got, blad

[xspitfireflyerx]

You're the one who was dating her, mate.

[xxdabiffestxx]

This preoccupation with what I is humping is starting to make me uncomfortable and shit, mate.

[bearerofcrosses]

I'm almost afraid to admit how hard I laughed when I read this.

[futureinmotion]

Then my work here is done. =)