hooooooooly crap

Feb 05, 2005 10:34

ok soo right now im just chillen w/ kristen & kacinator..kristen and i have hangovers..really bad..
shhhhhhhhh
so last nite was fun and not..i had a great time with those who didnt smoke or drink or eat grubs...
i think my mom noticed b/c shes all mad at me and she almost wouldnt let me eat cake for breakfast..
so yeah we had a BLAST after the party..i ran outside in my see thru shirt and tiny shorts and mike, matt, and pam-i mean tim..
we ran down the street to kaceys house..in pjs..in freezing weather..with betsy running along like a fat chinese man b/c she didnt have any shoes and she ate grubs..
then bahama mama caught me scavenging for pudding in her fridge..but she let me have the jello and betsy put it down her shirt to give her the appearance of having boobs..and i put the entire pack in my shirt to give me the appearance of an utter..
high five!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahasbahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kristen is claiming to not remember anything..how the skateboard got in the room, why theres a random punching bag hanging from the cieling or why shes here..
she thinks she slept on the couch..
patten was rly high and he did a fabulous cartwheel..
alex kovaleski ((1-armed bimbo)) was showing off her flexibility..shes such a whore and a flirt
kristen doesnt remember calling david last nite..even tho she told him that shes in the bed with 3 other people and its not really a good time..at which point betsy and i started moaning into the fone.
so they kept me up until 4 in the morning..inbar woke me up at 7 to go to the flipping dentist..then betsy woke us up at 9:47 again cuz her japanese mother wouldnt let her stay..skank..
arite were a-going-a-hunting
kristen will probably just give the squirrels a high five..
now shes tickling me..hehehehehehehehehehehehe
lezzie
theres a strange man here
later lovers..
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