oh my fucking god
yeah soooooooo, tuesday i leave work, i go tanning (yay) and im on maint street in everett on my way to school as usual, when i get pulled over, and the cop asks for my license and i was like okay this is it, im getting arrested, so i called ryan, and my nana, and my dad and was like hi im going to jail..so of course the cop comes over, and is like yeah so did you know you have a warrant? me: *gasp!* omg no!!! but yeah the cops were really really nice about it, they didnt even tow my car! the guys like yeah well theres 2 options, i could call the tow company an it would cost you $120 to tow it and $60 a night, orrrrrrrr i could just park it for you...im lik yes please! park gertrude! so they parked my car, took me to the station, finger printed me, but like i was talking and laughing the entire time, i didnt cry once! yay! im a big girl!! and yeah so they took all my crap and booked me...but the matron who had to watch me was so nice, i amde a couple of calls when they were booking me (hi! last time, i had to wait 9 hours to get ONE phone call and sommerville cops are FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!) but this lady, shes like well the officer said you could use it as much as you like...so she takes the phone off of her desk and slides it through the gap and plugs it in, so i had a phone in my cell for like 4 hours, it was awesome, and she gave me like 5 US weeklys and a cosmo, and a blanket...yeah everett cops rule!!! so yeah they woke me up on wednesday morning, cuffed me, put me in the transport van with this kid who was *PSYCHO!* and they brought us to the malden courthouse, so im telling the gaurd im like dude, i need to go to newburyport thats where the warrant is from, and the gaurd was like noooo, maybe they can take care of it here, he was really nice too, hes like how old are you? im like ill be 21 in Oct. hes like OMG! YOUR A BABY! YOU DONT NEED TO BE IN HERE!! and he got all mad at the legal systems that pays his salary, lol, he was a very nice man, but yeah so i fell asleep in the holding tank at malden courthouse for like 2 hours, the judge sees me at 10, and hes like yeah take her to newburyport (THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!) so then im like well whens middlesex coming to get me? and the gaurds like i dont know, i think they may have already come down here, you may have to go to *gasp* FRAMINGHAM, but you know i didnt freak out, its like the 5th time ive been arrested dude whatever, im boung to go to framingham eventually, lol, haha thats not really that funny....but yeah so middlesex comes to get me, the gaurds blared WZLX the entire way up there, so i was like singing queen and jimi hendrix songs, LOL, so yeah i get to newburyport and thats when it got all wierd
like they put me in the holding cell behind the courthouse and like theres 2 other ladies in there, both f them WAAAAAAAAAAAAY older than i am...and one is in there cuz she like fought with her mother and was a crack addict or something? but shes spent the last 35 days in framingham, awww i felt so bad for her, she was crying and shit cuz i think they were sending her back....and then there was this other lady there that was in there for all kind of fucked up shit that like had nothing to do with her, she lived in haverhill, lol, and then there was like like 900 pound woman who was suicidal an shit, i dont know man, it was scary...lol, i bonded with convicts, LOL THATS RYANS NEW NAME FOR ME! ha! i love it! but yeah so i finally got seen by the judge at like 230, so they escort me infront of the entire fucking courtroom in my nasty ass clothes and handcuffs and ankle shackles and the judge is like blah why didnt you pay? hi i have no money blah blah blah basically i paid 500 yesterday and i have 3 months to pay the remaining $860 yay! so yeah, i didnt have to go to jail! yay!!
but i feel really bad cuz i had ryan freaking the fuck out all night and all day, he was trying so hard to hustle all the money together to get me out awwww hes so sweet! i love him!! so yeah i got out, drove home, ate, showered, ryan came and got me in the work van, we drove to everett to go get my car, and then we went back to his house, and i just proceeded to get really really really really drunk, TEQUILA SHOTS BABY!!! it was awesome i love it! so yeah me, ryan, brooklyn an romeo all crashed out on the big bed, i had brook on 1 side of me, romeo on the other, and ryan had like 1 little corner of his own bed, lol IM AN ASSHOLE! it was awesome, and i woke up this morning, got ready and came to work, and i hate this place, and i dont think ryans going to be able to come home tonight, i thinks hes stuck in the cape working, and as it is i have to drive from woburn to lowell to get my school books and do my homework thats due tonight which i OBVIOUSLY havent done, then drive to charlestown for school, then drive back to lowell to take care of brook an get my dog and then i was going to go to derry, but i just talked to beth and i think shes going to come down and sleep there with me so i wont have to drive all the way to derry YAY!! party at ryans when hes not even there! awww my poor baby!!! alright im off!
like they put me in the holding cell behind the courthouse and like theres 2 other ladies in there, both f them WAAAAAAAAAAAAY older than i am...and one is in there cuz she like fought with her mother and was a crack addict or something? but shes spent the last 35 days in framingham, awww i felt so bad for her, she was crying and shit cuz i think they were sending her back....and then there was this other lady there that was in there for all kind of fucked up shit that like had nothing to do with her, she lived in haverhill, lol, and then there was like like 900 pound woman who was suicidal an shit, i dont know man, it was scary...lol, i bonded with convicts, LOL THATS RYANS NEW NAME FOR ME! ha! i love it! but yeah so i finally got seen by the judge at like 230, so they escort me infront of the entire fucking courtroom in my nasty ass clothes and handcuffs and ankle shackles and the judge is like blah why didnt you pay? hi i have no money blah blah blah basically i paid 500 yesterday and i have 3 months to pay the remaining $860 yay! so yeah, i didnt have to go to jail! yay!!
but i feel really bad cuz i had ryan freaking the fuck out all night and all day, he was trying so hard to hustle all the money together to get me out awwww hes so sweet! i love him!! so yeah i got out, drove home, ate, showered, ryan came and got me in the work van, we drove to everett to go get my car, and then we went back to his house, and i just proceeded to get really really really really drunk, TEQUILA SHOTS BABY!!! it was awesome i love it! so yeah me, ryan, brooklyn an romeo all crashed out on the big bed, i had brook on 1 side of me, romeo on the other, and ryan had like 1 little corner of his own bed, lol IM AN ASSHOLE! it was awesome, and i woke up this morning, got ready and came to work, and i hate this place, and i dont think ryans going to be able to come home tonight, i thinks hes stuck in the cape working, and as it is i have to drive from woburn to lowell to get my school books and do my homework thats due tonight which i OBVIOUSLY havent done, then drive to charlestown for school, then drive back to lowell to take care of brook an get my dog and then i was going to go to derry, but i just talked to beth and i think shes going to come down and sleep there with me so i wont have to drive all the way to derry YAY!! party at ryans when hes not even there! awww my poor baby!!! alright im off!