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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house. They
didn't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tried to eat
the bird. The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to
get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty. She
explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's
just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he said, as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house. They
didn't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tried to eat
the bird. The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to
get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty. She
explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's
just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he said, as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.