You know I would love to be a humanitarian; really I would. It actually coincides quite well with my basic nature. Except... people insist on proving to me every day just how rapidly we are declining as a species.

( What ever happened to... )

That the psychotics really DO love me ( Read more... )

Did you all know that I am an office clerk and a wanna be??? BWUAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA!!

Hold on folks...I'm about to get ugly
( Are you fucking kidding me???? )

Do people realize, that MySpace is NOT real life?

Seriously.

[EDIT 7/5/05]: Drunk people don't know how to spell. =D I fixed it.

Ok, I know, I owe everyone a post about B&BB 12 & Smack ( Read more... )

So good god I’ve been entirely too busy. For all that are interested in reading…here’s what’s been going on.

( last weekend (4/29/05) )

I haven’t made fun of anyone in awhile….OOPS - I mean I haven’t made any “observations” about the human condition….it’s about time to remedy that.

And aren’t you all lucky - you get TWO for one!
SO my only dilemma is whether to go in chronological order or order of annoyance.
Hmmm…chrono seems fine to me

( And God said-Let there be subway preachers )

I love crazy people. They entertain me.
FYI - Mailce is NOT the crazy one

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