Fuck off Joe, find something better to read.
Ram yer baws in ma jaws.
I hate when you wake up and the sheet on your bed has like come away from the corner and it's all pure rolled up in a ball next to you, it really grinds my gears.
Last week was work-filled and fun-filled, work hard and play hard and all that malarky. Uni is pretty fuckin' jammin' so far, nothing TOO complicated, just some new physics/maths ideas and some new words and definitions. Mondays class is a fuckin' joke, all teamwork shenanigans, easy grade right enough.
Plopped up to KP's after uni on Tuesday for pre rev banter/noodles. Usual Tuesday shenannys (that's my new way of saying shenanigans). Rev was rather bitchin'. I had no Linwood banter besides Joe, but everyone had their dancing shoes on so it was a propa lawl, I teared up the dance floor with my air guitar moves apparantly, I just want to be compared to the one man mosh, it's all I ask of society. Ashamedly, I spewed a wee tiny bit in the toilets, nae worriezz but. Walked home with Adam and decided to try climb some trees, suffice to say, I jumped up and grabbed a branch then wrapped my legs around the tree...then cunted it and hurt my side. Adam spewed, he said it was from laughing at me falling but he's just trying to be all masculine and that. we tipped over one of those big industrial bins for no reason, we're da west end vandalzzz. Once again, Philpo ate TWOOOO scooby snacks, damn fuckin straight. It was way harder than last time though. KP ate one and she spewed it back up haha nae joy. Think everyone spewed that night. I headed home alone in the morning and enjoyed some post-rock 9 time.
Was meant to work on Wednesday but I couldn't be arsed, a manager ACTUALLY NOTICED MY ABSENCE!!! and he phoned me, but I told him I didn't know I was meant to be in and he was like 'fair enough, catch ye' fuckin' tool. I bought some bitchin' indian for me and ma mere, was pure amazin, best ever. Headed to Currys with Danny cause they're selling all these reduced 360/ps3 games for some reason, got Bioshock for a tenner and Fifa 07 for a fiver (always nice to have a football game for da ladzz ya know?) Bioshock is fuckin' awesome, it's terrifying! i've never been genuinly scared by a computer game, but this game is just creepy as shit. It's all set in this torn up underwater city, and everythings all old fashioned and there's all these old propaganda adverts and stuff and weird zombie like creatures and it's just fuckin' weird.
Canny mind Thursday, think I just lounged around playing Xbox and drinking coffee. This is a propa old skool update, pure day to day details, I might just kid on I went down the garage and skated just for old times sake, tits to that.
Big stinky lecture on Friday, had a rotten cold and was just so uncomfortable, was pure sweating and painfully coughing every 2 seconds. Got Ross after the lecture and Danny gave us a lift home, I got ready and banged some tunes out then went into Paisley to get legend and the 2 english cuntos Daz and Al, sounds like a fuckin' folk duo haha. Aye they're good guys, nice humble englishmen, hard to come by. wanks. The car must have weighed like 20 tonnes. Got some KFC then some booze then sat in Ross's and bantered away. I weighed myself and i'm fuckin 17 and a half stone! fuckin' scary man. It's all muscle baby. Got a train to Glesgae, got some pre-catty drinks in the Solid, the banter was gorgeous, there was a bottle catastrophe however, fuckin english. Plopped over to Catty and it was a bitchin night, tonnes of cuntos out, the kind of nights I enjoy where you're spoilt for choice as to who to banter to, and where people buy you lots of drinks, it's nice. Went for some subway, but Ross got fuckin thrown out by the security guy hahahahah was so fuckin funny, he pure ragged him aboot, then pure threw him on the street, and i ran out and asked him what he was doing and he pure pushed me! hahahaha fuckin loser, he must have been so bored and just lookin for any excuse to get some action, we argued with him for a while then gave up, and while we were waitin for someone we seen another 2 guys gettin thrown out haha, dunno what they done but cause the police showed up. Grabbed a 9 and went the fuck home. I slept like a nigger.
Was meant to sizzle yesterday but as usual Legend was fuckin' late so I missed it, and it was like the biggest sizzle crowd ever, they're all n00bs at sizzlin but, they don't know anything. I phoned in work and said to Davie 'Mate, i'm gonna be honest with ye, i'm REALLY hungover, i'll be in at 5' haha was pretty good. Went in at 5, walked around talking to people then just left at 8 with andy haha, pure takin' the piss now, should really stop, can't afford to lose my job when i'm paying my own way through uni. I made a bean pizza last night, just like the Kebana, only better, and diarreah free. Was really fuckin nice. I watched some Still Game and chillaxed.
Today i'm having one of those 'drink ridiculous amounts of coffee' days. Working at 5, gonna actually try do a full shift. We'll see.
Jings, this is a hefty post.
Yer maw's a hefty post.
I hate when you wake up and the sheet on your bed has like come away from the corner and it's all pure rolled up in a ball next to you, it really grinds my gears.
Last week was work-filled and fun-filled, work hard and play hard and all that malarky. Uni is pretty fuckin' jammin' so far, nothing TOO complicated, just some new physics/maths ideas and some new words and definitions. Mondays class is a fuckin' joke, all teamwork shenanigans, easy grade right enough.
Plopped up to KP's after uni on Tuesday for pre rev banter/noodles. Usual Tuesday shenannys (that's my new way of saying shenanigans). Rev was rather bitchin'. I had no Linwood banter besides Joe, but everyone had their dancing shoes on so it was a propa lawl, I teared up the dance floor with my air guitar moves apparantly, I just want to be compared to the one man mosh, it's all I ask of society. Ashamedly, I spewed a wee tiny bit in the toilets, nae worriezz but. Walked home with Adam and decided to try climb some trees, suffice to say, I jumped up and grabbed a branch then wrapped my legs around the tree...then cunted it and hurt my side. Adam spewed, he said it was from laughing at me falling but he's just trying to be all masculine and that. we tipped over one of those big industrial bins for no reason, we're da west end vandalzzz. Once again, Philpo ate TWOOOO scooby snacks, damn fuckin straight. It was way harder than last time though. KP ate one and she spewed it back up haha nae joy. Think everyone spewed that night. I headed home alone in the morning and enjoyed some post-rock 9 time.
Was meant to work on Wednesday but I couldn't be arsed, a manager ACTUALLY NOTICED MY ABSENCE!!! and he phoned me, but I told him I didn't know I was meant to be in and he was like 'fair enough, catch ye' fuckin' tool. I bought some bitchin' indian for me and ma mere, was pure amazin, best ever. Headed to Currys with Danny cause they're selling all these reduced 360/ps3 games for some reason, got Bioshock for a tenner and Fifa 07 for a fiver (always nice to have a football game for da ladzz ya know?) Bioshock is fuckin' awesome, it's terrifying! i've never been genuinly scared by a computer game, but this game is just creepy as shit. It's all set in this torn up underwater city, and everythings all old fashioned and there's all these old propaganda adverts and stuff and weird zombie like creatures and it's just fuckin' weird.
Canny mind Thursday, think I just lounged around playing Xbox and drinking coffee. This is a propa old skool update, pure day to day details, I might just kid on I went down the garage and skated just for old times sake, tits to that.
Big stinky lecture on Friday, had a rotten cold and was just so uncomfortable, was pure sweating and painfully coughing every 2 seconds. Got Ross after the lecture and Danny gave us a lift home, I got ready and banged some tunes out then went into Paisley to get legend and the 2 english cuntos Daz and Al, sounds like a fuckin' folk duo haha. Aye they're good guys, nice humble englishmen, hard to come by. wanks. The car must have weighed like 20 tonnes. Got some KFC then some booze then sat in Ross's and bantered away. I weighed myself and i'm fuckin 17 and a half stone! fuckin' scary man. It's all muscle baby. Got a train to Glesgae, got some pre-catty drinks in the Solid, the banter was gorgeous, there was a bottle catastrophe however, fuckin english. Plopped over to Catty and it was a bitchin night, tonnes of cuntos out, the kind of nights I enjoy where you're spoilt for choice as to who to banter to, and where people buy you lots of drinks, it's nice. Went for some subway, but Ross got fuckin thrown out by the security guy hahahahah was so fuckin funny, he pure ragged him aboot, then pure threw him on the street, and i ran out and asked him what he was doing and he pure pushed me! hahahaha fuckin loser, he must have been so bored and just lookin for any excuse to get some action, we argued with him for a while then gave up, and while we were waitin for someone we seen another 2 guys gettin thrown out haha, dunno what they done but cause the police showed up. Grabbed a 9 and went the fuck home. I slept like a nigger.
Was meant to sizzle yesterday but as usual Legend was fuckin' late so I missed it, and it was like the biggest sizzle crowd ever, they're all n00bs at sizzlin but, they don't know anything. I phoned in work and said to Davie 'Mate, i'm gonna be honest with ye, i'm REALLY hungover, i'll be in at 5' haha was pretty good. Went in at 5, walked around talking to people then just left at 8 with andy haha, pure takin' the piss now, should really stop, can't afford to lose my job when i'm paying my own way through uni. I made a bean pizza last night, just like the Kebana, only better, and diarreah free. Was really fuckin nice. I watched some Still Game and chillaxed.
Today i'm having one of those 'drink ridiculous amounts of coffee' days. Working at 5, gonna actually try do a full shift. We'll see.
Jings, this is a hefty post.
Yer maw's a hefty post.