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HIGHTLIGHT OF MY FUCKING DAY:
i'm eating dinner right, chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy. so i'm cutting my second bite of chicken and theres this gewy pink shit in the middle with a white string of something foreign and i'm kind of grossed out but really hungry so i eat like 3 bites of it and then i start to wonder: is this food cooked all the way? and then i started to imagine my dad seeing this monstrosity in my meat and rushing me to the hospital because he'd read in a magazine that you can get food poisoing from this.
so i get up to clear my plate and my dad goes, "jesus fucking christ. you see that dorothy, it's not cooked all the way." i look down and sure enough, it's the gewy pink shit from my meat! then he goes, "was yours like this?" i nodded, "ok well i hope you didn't eat it or else you'll get sick."
THANK YOU father for not knowing how to cook.
i'm eating dinner right, chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy. so i'm cutting my second bite of chicken and theres this gewy pink shit in the middle with a white string of something foreign and i'm kind of grossed out but really hungry so i eat like 3 bites of it and then i start to wonder: is this food cooked all the way? and then i started to imagine my dad seeing this monstrosity in my meat and rushing me to the hospital because he'd read in a magazine that you can get food poisoing from this.
so i get up to clear my plate and my dad goes, "jesus fucking christ. you see that dorothy, it's not cooked all the way." i look down and sure enough, it's the gewy pink shit from my meat! then he goes, "was yours like this?" i nodded, "ok well i hope you didn't eat it or else you'll get sick."
THANK YOU father for not knowing how to cook.