. You know you're a single loser when the only time you moan is when you're eating bacon.

OHMAHGEE!!!!! I MIGHT BE GOING TO SEE THE YOUNG VEINS AFTER ALL. THEY'RE PLAYING SOMEWHERE ELSE NEAR ME AT A BAR THAT LETS IN KIDS 21 AND UNDER!!!!!! SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!