Jan 27, 2006 20:46
Chico News & Review is a local left-wing weekly paper published in the town in which I work. Here's my horoscope for this week. Enjoy...
The federal government of the United States has been dominated by rightwingers for years. But an opposite trend is now sweeping through the other America. Leftist leaders have recently come into power in Chile, Bolivia, Brazil, Venezuela, Argentina, and Uruguay. This bears a certain resemblance to an adjustment that will soon be taking place in your life. Wherever you have become too one-sided, the other side will begin exerting a strong counterpoint. If any of your beliefs have become too dogmatic or unilateral, evidence will pour in to shake up your certainty. Don't worry: This is a good and healthy thing. You'll feel more flexible and free when the revolution comes.
For a horoscope, that's just a little forward eh? You can really read all that just by the position of the sun, moon, and stars? They forgot to mention, however, that Canada has just turned right-wing with the recent elections.